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Growing.

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this quarantine got me feeling like luke’s guy walker… trapped on dagobah with that gay little frog, help LOL!

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You gave me so much. A career, a husband, a future. And now, you're my best friend.

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Listen I'm aware you all want a piece of this. I understand I'm a hot commodity here on tumblr dot com. But even setting aside wealth and immortality, my husband squeezes the absolute fattest ass you've ever seen through literally billions of chimney flues every December 25th. And every other night of the year, he's with me. And somehow you hoes think you can teach me a trick I haven't seen before? Dream on.

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message to all bitches

please survive

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this emphasis is so funny help

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reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

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me

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What Blitz saw with Stolas vs what WE saw with Stolas.

Just seeing all of these from Blitz's eyes, it makes all of these scenes hit SO much harder. God this shit is making me emotional.

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astonishing how good it can feel to get some chores done sometimes. you’ll be sitting there like damn i am some type of horrid little smeagol like creature who should be crushed to death. but then you do some laundry and you’re like wrow. im actually gods most fuckable soldier.