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Text ✉ Mar👑

mariana: OK but fr, have you talked to your loved ones today? Is everyone ok?

tyler: I have yeah! they’re all good! what about yours??

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Text ✉ Mar👑

mariana: You're already rich enough, we don't need that coin !

mariana: OKI. I'll fight and touch strangers for ice cream :D

tyler: okay true we’re safe on that front

tyler: no no !! no fighting, no touching, just ice cream!!

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Text ✉ Mar👑

mariana: Your covid-19 infested cars? nO THX sir, keep those

mariana: WHAT IF I have to touch several strangers to get that cookie dough flavor? Would you rather I fight for it or leave untouched ?

tyler: HEY you can’t be telling them that it’ll scare them off the sale !!

tyler: hm tough choice

tyler: jks i would much rather you come back untouched so that option please

tyler: minimal socialization and zero stranger contact!! just ice cream

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Text ✉ Mar👑

mariana: K glad we agreed!

mariana: HAHAHAHAAH tbh I wouldn't be surprised if you quarantined yourself and still somehow managed to get it

mariana: AWESOME, I'll buy SOME MORE

tyler: i hope i’ll at least get some internet fame from it

tyler: and then i can spend my time in isolation persuading my new fans to buy cars

tyler: BE CAREFUL

tyler: but get cookie dough flavor

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Text ✉ Mar👑

mariana: Yeah if you get sick I'll be MAD

mariana: Listen, if one of us get sick the other one BETTER get sick too. If we die, we die together

mariana: All MYLER or NO MYLER at all !

mariana: Also, I wanna get ice cream so BAD

tyler: you know it’s gonna be just my luck that i say all this stuff about not going out and then I’M the one who gets sick

tyler: HAHA ok deal, it’s like buy one get one free

tyler: say it louder for the people in the back !! 😌

tyler: omg ice cream sounds so good rn, i think we have some but probably not much

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Text ✉ Mar👑

mariana: Excuse me, sir

mariana: What do you mean you're PREPARED to get sick?

mariana: Do you even know WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO ME if you get sick?

tyler: .. okay well maybe i didn’t think about that part i take it back im not prepared to get sick

tyler: i just meant i’d rather get it than you! but ideally i want neither of us to get it so can we both just stay home plz

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Text ✉ Mar👑

mariana: OK BUT remember when you went out for groceries yesterday? Did you die?

tyler: .... no

tyler: BUT I’m prepared to get sick, I just don’t want you to

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Text ✉ Mar👑

mariana: Baby I washed my hands like 18 times, I didn't catch the virus and if I did, I killed it with SOAP!

tyler: ok that’s good

tyler: BUT!!

tyler: no more socializing please

tyler: come home

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Text ✉ Mar👑

mariana: THANK YOU MY LOVE! Do you love it? It's so cute, I love it

mariana: BABY, you already know I was super bored :(

tyler: i love it sm! super cute

tyler: ik ik but i don’t want you to get sick :(

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Text ✉ Mar👑

mariana: BABY

mariana: Ok don't be alarmed but I've been... socializing 😬

tyler: i legit just saw your insta omg

tyler: you look super good as per but !!! socializing !!! 😩😩

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Text ✉ Mar👑

tyler: where are you??

tyler: i didn’t mean for that work call to be so long, i’m all yours now!!

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matthewdaddario: Small victories!

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Matthew on “Tommy” 1x05

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feeling like hugh hefner

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all these beaches throwing themselves at me.. smh

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heard this dude you work with has a crush on you

“Understandable.”

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but what if she actually did twerk on someone else’s dick though?

“Get someone else to twerk on my dick?”