Tumblr is not a social media, it's an online psych ward.
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“Mmm yea daddy im so turned on right now. Playing with myself? Of course I am, Daddy”
Me the whole time:
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“You women only want money!”
Sir, all you have is Cheeto dust and broken dreams in your wallet, why are you stressing?
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*Googles*
“How to re-enter my feminine energy when Ive had to force myself into my masculine energy to survive…..no glue no borax”
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