Tumblr in a nutshell
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fanfic is the greatest thing because you know for sure that the idiots are gonna kiss
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I instantly lose respect for celebrities when they leave their spouse for someone more famous the second they themselves get a taste of fame. Barry Keoghan left his wife and child for Sabrina carpenter, all the John Mulaney drama, Chris Pratt and Anna Farris.
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I’m using ao3 the way god intended: via 36 open semi-abandoned tabs on my phone at 2 AM the night before work
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i hate when europeans make fun of americans for being hopelessly dependent on the burger. because its true. i AM hopelessly dependent on the burger. i love burger. burger is like a beautiful butch lesbian to me
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just watched a pillbug trip on the worlds smallest twig. absolutely fucking embarrassing
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Me looking at my phone after a shower
Pandora by Thomas Benjamin Kennington (1908)
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whenever i read a memoir i’m like how did you remember all that
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Timothee chalamet has the vibes of the guy who was the best actor in your high school theater
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