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The demons in my brain trying to convince me to do/make something stupid

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currently writing a beach au fic in which mark literally lives in Noosa and owns an inn there😭😭 I predicted this I swear

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Their vibe fr

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the thing is I am pro-rpf on principle, but I do think you should keep it away from the actual people you're shipping. but it is NOT out of concern for their comfort (insert pete wentz bank account post), it's for the same reason that like animal behaviorists and field biologists and such try to stay out of view when they're observing animals in the wild. don't tip them off it's gonna to skew the results of my study.

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F1blr 2024 Awards - Voting 10 - Funniest radio message

All the radio message graphics are from @ radiomessages

Note: These awards are just made to have fun during the winter break and are based on my choices, which I tried to keep as open as possible by including drivers I don't follow closely. However, I'm only human, so please don't be negative if you think I have missed an item!

Please, share this post to get even more votes!

MASTERPOST

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EAT HIIM

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looking at my car out the window and damn I did a Charles Leclerc parking job today (derogatory)

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for @blorbocedes

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my brother in christ………..

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max verstappen is so funny because every picture you see of him NOT in redbull merch is either him a) drunk out of his mind [probably in a t shirt with weird shit written on it] or b) in a tux and bow-tie [it also seems to be the only tuxedo he owns, despite being a multi millionaire]

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Welcome to F1 Rare Pair Fest!

Have you ever looked in vain for the perfect fic between your two favorite drivers who've spoken less than six words to each other? Look no further! We are a fest hosted by ro @oscarpiastriwdc and jo @princesscharlesofmonaco, dedicated to creating fanworks celebrating the under-sung pairings of the Formula One fandom.

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Timeline:

Prompting is open until February 1. Submissions for the fest are due March 8. The works will be revealed anonymously on March 14 and de-anonymized on March 16, just in time for the opening race of the 2025 season.

Ground Rules:

You must claim a prompt, self-prompt, or use the "open" prompt to post your work in the ao3 collection.

All works must be properly tagged.

There is a 1500 word minimum for written works.

Your work must center a "rare pair" — you can use your discretion as to what that means. (that being said, if you post lestappen or landoscar I will cry -jo)

FAQ:

Do I have to claim a prompt? To post into the collection, you have to claim a prompt. However, you are free to claim a prompt written by another user, self-prompt and claim for yourself, or use the "open" prompt available for anyone to post into the collection.

Can I participate as an artist? YES! You are free to claim any prompt or use the open free-for-all. We love the wonderful artists in our fandom!!

Where is the link to the ao3 page for the fest? HERE

check out our faq tag on here before asking! we may have answered

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We are so excited to host, and to see your works! We will be reminding you of deadlines and encouraging submissions as we go — you can follow this blog for information and updates. Please feel free to reach out to us here (or to either of us individually, if that's more comfortable) if you have any questions or need any assistance! FORZA RARE PAIRS

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double barrel buckshot

lando norris/mark webber | 2k | rated m

“Rotten luck today, Lando.” Mark said it mostly because it seemed like he ought to say something. But Lando raised his eyebrows and Mark heard it suddenly through a driver’s ears—through his own ears. He heard the gloat in it, regardless of whether it was put there on purpose. “Yeah, well,” Lando said. “Wanted to win for you, didn’t he?”

read the rest on ao3 here.

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Just saw the F1 Secret Santa video and my personal highlights were:

George absolutely missing the host's joke about him having his modeling poses 'down to a T'

Liam's childish glee at the Lighting McQueen car (it's aimed at 4 year olds)

Return of the BottASS pics

Landoscar being mutually outraged not actually at the padel lessons but at the fact that the padel lessons were from Galex (how dare they)

Valtteri implying George looks like a cartoon frog (not inaccurate)

Haasteban in his loving life era (finally!)

Lance being entirely fed up (he's so sick of the bad gifts)

Finally getting to see the lore of the Zhou and Carlos chili costume

Everything that Franco did (they need to find a way to keep him around pls let him be a cheerleader or something)

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have yourself a merry little christmas

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Lando: On the right, Osca- Connor, on the right.