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williams car/track walls | soulmates au | 5,678 words

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I can’t decide if I’m more annoyed at the asinine start times for the LV GP or if I’m more annoyed at all the sanctimonious dicks online pointing out “well the biggest audience is in Europe and you can’t ask them to get up earlier.”

If what you care about is the Europe audience then have the races in European time zones exclusively, ffs. Half the stated intent of the Vegas Grand Prix was to bring in more Americans and then they scheduled the race at 1am eastern time.

This fucking sport, man.

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Fuck financial penalties and community service I think instead we should start making the drivers wear cat ears for a set amount of time depending on the severity of their crime

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i've said many times that charles is simply following the path that nico paved wrt the whole monaco pretty boy thing, but i do think there is a major difference in the way that they are/were treated. nico made people uncomfortable in their sexuality in a way that charles doesn't, and i think the reason why charles doesn't is because his primary audience of italian men who worship petrol rather than the catholic church were already primed to have the mpreg instinct by valentino rossi

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Seb visited Ferrari’s motor home and chat with Charles on Thursday!! Probably prior to the event. We finally get a photo of Seb greeting Charles at Ferrari’s motorhome which was never publicly seen in Seb’s last two events in suzuka and imola🥲

Source: X @ berbercht

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seeing all the drivers inside a giant senna helmet was not on by bingo cardo

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this is the funniest picture I've ever seen

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someone stop me

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„sir, a second „fuck“ has just hit the press conference“

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MEXICAN GP 2024 | "oscinha" strikes back

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charles how many times have you fantasized about community service with max.. be honest

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i stand with my flop wife

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This race has everything…a jump start (great start according to checo), lap one crash, safety car, max and lando having a dick measuring contest, sky commentators talking about max like he murdered their entire family, charles being waterboarded, the 400th race asteroid taking out dinosaur peepaw, max serving jail time, and ferrari forza-ing their way into 2nd in the constructors champion

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Carlos should've gotten the red bull seat.

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won't even lie, all my favs are flopping today, be it motogp or f1, but this shit is both hilarious and entertaining as fuck, I'm having the time of my life