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I forget about my scheduled posts so completely that I usually assume they’re from different blogs

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time for me to laugh at old internet posts again

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like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

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seasons greasons everybody

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Happy (late) birthday!!!! 🫶🫶🫶

Tyyyy!!!

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they should invent friends for people in their twenties

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Wilson buys House one of those reversible squid plushies as a joke and House dismissively tosses it on his desk and it sits there on the angry side for days

but then Wilson comes in after House solves his case and he notices that while the squid hasn't moved, it's been flipped to the happy side

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another day at the time passing factory

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i make a mean soup

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drinking water and the thought "I need this stuff like water" sprung to mind. not good.

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I’m actually the opposite of transgender. I look at women and I’m like damn they’re so cool I wish I was a woman and then I remember I’m literally a cis woman.

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bro choose every possible cheat code 🐈😺

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lying down for 50 minutes to imagine in real time the experience of walking to trader joes and buying a single pea and walking back home and getting out a cutting board and a knife and skinning and chopping one pea and sprinkling it into a tank with one fish in it

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Im trying to make this cell replicate but i cant fit all that dna in there it just gets everywhere! What should I do?

The ever reliable chromosome:

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learned how to use blenders film making tools

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> kids party going on next door to where I'm chilling for my break. a lot of good-natured screaming typical of the age range, seems to be 6-8

> minding my own business but kids eventually spill over to where I am and they're chatting about the cake and cookies and sweets

> one kid rolls her eyes and says to me "they're acting crazy because they had cake"

> I ask "is there cake left?"

> "yeah"

> "I'll give you a dollar if you steal me slice of cake"

> takes off like a fucking rocket and 60 seconds later I have a slice of melting ice cream cake all to myself

> give her the dollar as promised

> another kid offers to bring me a cookie for a dollar

> ok sure kid

> those two kids are going feral over a single dollar bill each

> the children yearn for the mines fetch quests

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look at my doctors dawg im gonna die