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if house was a drag queen his name could be ms.diagnosis
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You know the stereotype of cats playing with yarn. Well, I’m knitting with a cat on my lap and it’s absolutely true.
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Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use
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had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water
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I don't mind being a girl but sometimes I look at other girls and I think about how we are not the same gender
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quick what is everyone doing right now
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do kids even do cat's cradle nowadays? sigh
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on wikipedia straight up "learning it". and by "learning it" i mean, lets just say.. information
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it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering
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