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Cara what would we do without you? (x)

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someone, sarcastically: hah go cry about it 

me: i’m literally going to

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The old baguette-penis switch, used it to get out of a lot of awkward situations

Lord Doom (a.k.a @danisnotonfire)

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my brain: you're gonna hate yourself in the morning if you don't go to sleep

me: haha, AM I ? ;D

*morning*

me: yes

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please don't underestimate my ability to delete your number and act like I never met you.

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and you decided purple just wasn’t for you (x)

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before 1440, when we didn’t have a printing press to mass-produce books

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*plays animal crossing every day nonstop for 9 months* *forgets to play for 1 day* *doesn’t play for 2 years*

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Anonymously tell me something you could never tell me to my face

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shit i can’t wait till i get TABINOF so i can finally be like “so that’s what happened in Vegas” 

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The only good thing about this being real is Cara’s reading of it. (x)

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