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hey, so if you've stumbled upon this blog, there are a few things you should know:

this blog was abandoned circa 2020

all that remains of this is a few posts in the queue. no clue how long they go for.

i check the inbox on this account about once every three months, so pls send a dm to @tempblog420 to get my new username.

i was a 14 year old undiagnosed-autistic white lesbian who was neck deep into fandom last time i was actually active on here so proceed at ur own risk.

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2018 was five years ago let that sink in

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the fact that philips head (or crosshead for laymans) screws are the universal standard even though they strip so fuckin easily is insane. flat head screwdriver bitches rise up

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a few days ago a coworker asked me to explain Hanukkah and I asked her if she knew what a menorah was. She said, “like the Northern Lights?”

I’m simultaneously haunted by and wild about this concept now. instead of aurora borealis, menorah borealis. menorah borealis

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this took me an hour (well spent)

original post by @metallicat5678

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Me: *picks up “dead” bat in my yard so my dog doesn’t eat it*

“Dead” bat: O_O

Me: O_O

Me upon realizing I am holding a very not dead bat and not dead bat realizing it has been picked up by a large creature at the exact same second: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm handwash only do NOT put me in that fucking mashine

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im not immune to how corsets make breasts look

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when u encounter a kid who is So Small 

[ID: a crudely drawn three-panel comic showing a large figure, representing an adult, and a small figure, representing a child. in the first panel the adult is doing spooky monster hands at the child, who gleefully exclaims “A!”

in the second panel, the child grabs the adult’s hand with their very tiny hand and says, “got u.”

the third panel shows the child happily holding onto the adult’s hand while the adult, wide-eyed and on the verge of tears, thinks “how are u that small.”]

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can a man who barks

really fall in love with a man who meows?

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i appreciate the clarification because at first i thought this was the funniest anon hate i'd ever gotten

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those big translucent rabbit vibrators and those big douchebag vape rigs are a sexually dymorphic species

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himbo convention

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