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sorry that my pussy is so wet and soft and inviting and my heart is pure and full of whimsy. as if it’s my fault.

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I had a rough day. Bartender, one glass of the characters kissing, please

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me whenever anybody says that they like me/that i’m their friend

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i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

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I don’t have tiktok so I had to find this like a mole digging for worms and nothing could have prepared me for the actual video itself

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Someone sent me this

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FULL MOON

by Daena Key

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being inside a slime or some kind of ooze is actually really enriching for adventurers and lets them explore new avenues of self expression so if you want to make an adventurer really happy you can throw them into one of us

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movie called technically blonde where she goes to trade school instead

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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

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Dude

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you can get copies of this riso print for yourself here :^)

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Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope

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