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Arthur: *sends out all of his knights to go look for merlin*
Arthur: *looks for merlin himself*
Arthur :* refuses to do anything till merlin is found*
Everyone: wow! He really cares for his servant doesn’t he?
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Astrid: *with his newest invention* This stuff is rad! What haven't you shown me before?
Hiccup: I didn't think you like science
Astrid: I like weapons
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Arthur: IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN I’LL THROW YOU OUT THAT WINDOW YOU- what are you doing?
Merlin: Checking how high the drop is, see if it’s worth it
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Hang on bro, I’m thinking about the way Stoick and Hiccup’s relationship changes and grows over the course of two TV series’ and how in RoB Hiccup is still making self deprecating jokes about his dad hating him and he’s sneaking around all the time but by the time he’s 19 and RttE rolls around all of that is gone because his dad has shown him time and time again that his love is not conditional and won’t be getting revoked, and perhaps even more importantly, that he trusts Hiccup to make good choices. So in RttE we get moments where Hiccup clearly takes after his father and is not ashamed of it because he knows he’s a great leader and understands why the people of Berk all respect him, not fear, respect. And Stoick is proud and peaceful because he knows he has nothing to worry about, when he’s gone his son will do just fine taking care of himself and his people.
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Uther: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Merlin: Nope, absolutely not.
Gaius: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Morgana: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Gwen: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Arthur: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.
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Wish: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Bodkin: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Wish: Yes!
Xar: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
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Wish: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Bodkin: Wish no.
Xar: Mistlefoe.
Bodkin: Please stop encouraging them.
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Wish: What do you think Xar will do for a distraction?
Bodkin: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Bodkin: ... or they could do that.
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Wish: If Xar and I were drowning, who would you save?
Bodkin: You two can’t swim?
Xar: It’s a hypothetical question, Bodkin! who would you save?
Bodkin: my time and effort.
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Store Worker: Would a Mr. Emrys please come to the front desk?
Merlin, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Arthur and Gwen
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Arthur and Gwen, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Merlin: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
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Arthur must think Merlin is an alcoholic with all the ‘trips to the tavern’ he takes
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"Cartoons are for little kids, adults shouldn't--"
BITCH WHO DO YOU THINK MADE THE GODDAMN CARTOON
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I relate- like I still am not past book 12 cuz I am trying to save myself. So far, it’s not working
okay so i just finished book 11 of httyd and christ i was not ready to become so emotionally invested i feel like i’m actually going to cry when i finish this series
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Arthur: Do you take constructive criticism?
Merlin : I only take cash or credit.
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Arthur: You saved me. I owe you my life.
Merlin : No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.
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