seeing unhinged succession posts on tumbler dot com and being entertained by the feelings these pathetic rich men in boring suits unleash on the tumblrinas and then deciding to watch succession out of curiosity and suddenly understanding the unhinged tumblrinas likes yes cousing greg my poor little meow meow i wanna put him in a tank with a sunlamp and watch him stumble around while i throw manila folders in the enclosure for his enrichment. this is definitely a normal and sane response to a grey and beige color schemed hbo show actually
I'm not joking. I think the best way to absolutely relish in a joke is to push it as far as you can, and in this case that means "write a screenplay based off a movie that doesn't exist by an Italian-licenseplate screenwriter".
So let's write it.
My credentials - I'm a professional screenwriter and playwright with a handful of decent credits. I also am about to have a lot of time on my hands. However, I am not as familiar with Scorsese/crime film-flavoured writing as I would like.
That's where you come in.
Have some free time? Want to bang out a 3.5 hour long screenplay in the next few weeks from a set of hazily constructed plot points, homoerotic scene paintings and shitposts, shaping this concept into something that is simultaneously real and not real?
I absolutely do.
Hit me up if you're interested. If I get enough interest we can make this nonsense a reality. I anticipate it being a decently fast write - gotta stay on top of the popular thing, so just fyi.
i guess the only thing i can say of MoM was that i was MONTHS scared they will kill Wong. So, I'm very much GLAD he is alive. And when he fell and everyone thought he was dead i could only reach my hand out for him as if he could catch it. And then when the scene where he is still in the mountain but was unconscious i said loudly: wake up. And my brother was like: chill pls.
Chill nada. Okay. Chill nada. I'm sO FUCKING GLAD WONG IS ALIVE AND WELL. thank u thank u.