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okay so like. lets say HYPOTHETICALLY I was on the run. or, you know.. hiding.. from,,,,,, I don't know....... poseidWHAT I MEAN WHAY anyways. and lets say.... HYPOTHETICALLY..... he blocked the way home with... I don't know........ giant waves and.... maybe giant storms... HYPOTHETICALLY STILL. but like. if it wasn't hypothetical... how am I to evade him.... like how am I to get home. if I was in that situation WHICH IM NOT!!!! which route should i take... like where am i supposed to go? HYPOTHETICAL YOU KNOW HAHA anyways please get back to me soon.

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HAPPY HALLOWE-*gunshot*

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Tell me a soft memory

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Tell me a soft memory

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on my way home last night I stopped to buy gas and realized that my fuel door was almost completely covered in ice and frozen shut so I did the logical thing and crouched down and lifted my shirt and pressed my naked belly against it until it melted

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I hate that thing some people do where it's like. "I left my wallet on the table to see if you'd say anything" or "I wanted to see if you'd wash the car if I stopped doing it"

Cause like

I dont know about anyone else

But I am perpetually hovering three inches above the strong subconscious belief that everyone knows what they're doing at all times except me, so if you change your normal patterns and I notice, then I will assume it is an intentional choice with a thought-out plan behind it and I will avoid interfering

And if I don't notice, because I won't, because why would I, because not much bothers me and if you don't say anything to indicate you are bothered then how would I KNOW

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Tell me a soft memory

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One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands

Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double

So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him

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i never understood Bartolomeo fuckers before now... i just started the Dressrosa arc. AND I GET IT NOW. i'm so ashamed of myself but i cant help it. why is he so sexy and pathetic? HE PISSED DURING THE COLOSSEUM FIGHT AND I STILL UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE WANT TO FUCK HIM. truly it can only get better from here, cannot wait to see him fangirl over Luffy more

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he is like.. a puppy to me

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some lazy things! and happy birthday to my boys barto and law!!1

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Please, spread this for those who might need it right now

U.S. suicide hotline: call or text 988 (available 24 hours)

U.S. trans lifeline: (877) 565-8860 (when you call, you’ll speak to a trans/nonbinary peer operator. full anonymity and confidentiality)

Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) National Helpline: 1-800-662-HELP (4357) – provides 24/7 confidential support and referrals for individuals and families facing mental health and substance use disorders, including panic attacks and anxiety.

LGBT National Help Center: (888) 843-4564

Trevor Project: Call (866) 488-7386, text START to 678-678, or chat online.

Take care of yourself and each other. Please stay safe ♡

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We are a very very dumb, stupid people

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queer people of all kinds. i am looking you in the eyes. do not fucking kill yourself. are you listening to me it will be okay. it will get better. i am shaking you by the shoulders do. not. fucking. do. it. you have so much to keep going for and so many people who love you. the cost of the present will not outweigh the life ahead of you. i love you. chin up or down keep walking you'll get there. we will pull you back up onto your feet should you fall. i love you

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To all the trans people who see this tonight, no matter what happens, we will survive. Trans people will still be here 4 years from now and 10 years from now and 100 years from now and tomorrow. We have always existed and we always will. The world cannot unlearn about us; we are too public, too loud, too beloved, too present. Ill be here tomorrow. Please stay here with me.

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i will give you my SANDWICH (much better than a firstborn) in exchange for ANYTHING related to Ctimene

She and her (male)wife