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Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

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BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 1.12 “Prophecy Girl”

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2.21 | 3.10  Watch your back.

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it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

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WINONA RYDER as LYDIA DEETZ Beetlejuice (1988) dir. Tim Burton

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real!!!

having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)

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Every friend group needs The Chosen One (aka teen girl trying her best), a computer-savvy lesbian witch with the worst abandonment and attachment issues you’ve ever seen, her nerdy lesbian witch gf with family trauma, a guy with commitment issues who dresses like a randomised sim and loves his friends, a father figure librarian who is tired of everyone’s shit, a money-loving ex-demon, a kleptomaniac child, an ex-evil slutty vampire bastard, a mean girl who serves cunt, and a friendly stoner werewolf who would treat you right

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(roughly) four bingos! (I don’t Exclusively write fuffy but also almost every btvs fic I’ve posted is fuffy. so)

thanks for the tag btw :)))

tagging @the-sparkling-diamond-satine (if you want)!!!

Fanfic Writer Bingo

Thanks for the tag @miadearden No bingo for me, but I was certainly close lol. I also wasn’t sure how to interpret a lot of these spaces but I tried my best haha 😂

I’ll tag @hylaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa @hyylia @cooking-with-hailstones Join in if you want :) Here’s the clean copy:

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warm baked goods are insane. something so beautiful and almost maddening about absolutely tearing into them when they’re fresh. feeling warm all over after. I really do get vampires for real

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hey if you died right now whats your ghost outfit you cant change it be honest

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update on personal life stuff

got hit by 12 cars and died. sory. all at once. no traces left behind. I think one of the cars was carnivorous

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A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.

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spin this wheel of hobbies