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new years resolution

become so unapologetically strange that when anything related to human responsibility is completed, people cannot help but be impressed.

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@ghoulguise

Bruised and bloody, Acerola trudged through the thick wooded brushes, desperately trying to get somewhere safe. The teen limped as she clutched her left arm, now adorned with a fresh set of claw marks. Fighting again, except she broke the first rule: getting caught. She was absolutely that as she left a trail of blood and sweat, making herself vulnerable to the elements and all who inhabit them. 

However, she didn’t want any pity. Not from onlookers nor the might powers that be if such a thing existed. No, she knew damn well she put herself in this and she’d better find a way to get out of it. Sighing, she took another look around before sitting on a nearby log. Once sat, she checked around for any moss, since she heard a rumor that it was a healing agent. Finding a large rock nearby, she scooped up the green velvet and laid it on her injured arm. She let out a low snarl through her teeth as the pain of having something other than her hand on the gash had come out of nowhere—much like the crunching leaves she heard next. This crunching wasn’t the same as some timid woodland creature scurrying about, Acerola knew that for certain. Turning her head to the sound, she could see it. Angered, annoyed, and oddly playful, Acerola sprang to her feet like an animal, despite her condition.  

“Thought I told ya to scram. Unless you’re tired of having your last remaining eye,” she smirked, mocking the beast that stood before her.

The creature was definitely not taking her taunts well. Its growls laid deep in its chest and mouth foaming like the cold ones Papa Nanu fancied himself with. Sharp teeth were out on display and claws still stained with her blood.

“What’s it gonna be then?,” Acerola taunted, “Are ya gonna scram? Or do I gotta teach you some fuckin’ manners?”

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     {Brand new OC blog here! I’ll make an official promo later, but here’s a little quick one. Give this a like or a reblog if you wanna interact with a funny little moth boi! They’re normally a person, but moth things happen-}

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(Ghost-Type) Trial Captain - Acerola

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i have better things to do

requested by anon

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Don’t be afraid to let your anger fuel you, whatever it takes to succeed got it?

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Mala has sent a box of candies to a certain troublemaker. Super sour ones. Spicy ones. Sweet ones. The whole range.

Aaaand Acerola takes a fistful of each flavor and shoves it into her cheeks like a starving Skwovet. She then turned to her Dreepy, her mouth feeling all sorts of conflicted from the sour and spice.

“See?,” she struggled, “Told ya I can handle it!”

Meanwhile Voorhees shakes her head in a combination of awe and pity. She really can’t believe her trainer would just do these things unprovoked. Literally nobody had dared her to do this but herself. 

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P o k é m o n  A e s t h e t i c s

☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆  Acerola  ☆ �� ☆ ☆ ☆

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@komala-scientist​ from here

Eclair and Panna, oh how she missed her auntie's Pokemon. While she was not a fan of fairy types, she couldn't help but feel a soft spot for her Swirlix. Acerola would allow herself but a few exceptions on which fae to trust, and Panna Cotta was one of them.

The young teen sat up as her Roto phone hovered in her line of sight. Waving to Eclair's muzzle, she made sure to get Voorhees in the frame on her end.

"We're doing great over here! Oh, have you met my new Pokemon? C'mere," she gestured the dragon closer, "This is my Dreepy, Voorhees! I got her as a welcome gift from Allister!"

"Oh! And just the other day I kicked this kid's ass real good. Little shit said they'd beat up my team in one swing and guess what? I sent the bastard home crying! Yeah, Voorhees may look tiny, but she's a scrapper in battle. Kinda like her trainer, huh?", she winked and gave a playful nudge to the little one.

She was practically bouncing as she told Mala more about her first few weeks before a more important topic came to mind.

"Say, Auntie Mala. How are things back home?," her tone grew more serious, "How's Mimikyu holding up on the trials? I know I kinda left her with damn big shoes to fill, but she's a totem! I'm sure she's scaring the shit outta some trialgoers as we speak! And...how's Florizabeth doing? Y'know, taking my spot in the Elite Four position and all...she doing okay?"

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“No guts, no glory”

So what you are saying is I should eviscerate my enemies to achieve greatness

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rpg picrew

smug cat face gremlin wants to battle! with her bare fists

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“Yo, Ace here. Just wanted to remind you all that-”

“IT’S MY BIRTHDAY! AND I’M ABOUT TO MAKE IT EVERYONE’S PROBLEM!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”

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@komala-scientist​ liked for a starter.

Bzzzzzzzt.

Acerola’s Roto-phone buzzed as she was settling into her sleeping bag for the night. Her eyes lit up as Mala’s contact name appeared on screen, which was listed as a bunch of Komala emojis. And it was a videocall? Now this was a real treat!

“Hey! What’s up, Auntie Mala?!,” she greeted excitedly.

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@flyiingpress​ from here

Back at the Aether House, Acerola was now sitting comfortably in her computer chair, watching the live stream of his trial. She sighed heavily, wondering what to do to excite the fans watching. 

“UGH, this kid is booooring! The fans are bored, I’m bored, we gotta come up with something,” she groaned to her Sableye, Roswell.

She looked to the chat for ideas until she came up with one of her own. Turning to a sleeping Rapooh, she called to him.

“Rapooh? Rapooh?!”

No answer, whatever he was dreaming about was apparently that good. 

“RAPOOH! GODDAMMIT! ROSWELL, DREAM EATER!”

Immediately, Rapooh had woke up from the attack. But of course, Acerola wasn’t going to wait for his recovery, she was far too impatient. She’d cross that bridge later with a nice spicy malasada for his trouble.

“Good, you’re awake. Rapooh, you still got those Gastly buddies that hang around there, right? Why don’t you all go down there and create a gas so noxious it’d make carbon monoxide look like a little bitch”

Rapooh was upset at the fact Acerola woke him up that way, but he still wanted to be on her good side. Rubbing his forehead, he nodded in agreement then turned to carry out her plan.

“Why didn’t I think of this before, Rossy?,” she giggled all too gleefully, “He’s gonna be coughing that shit up for weeeeeeeks!” 

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((Hey ya’ll So I’m still alive, I promise! Work’s been tough lately and I haven’t been feeling so hot. But thank you all so much for liking my starter calls on my blogs! I truly appreciate it and I’ll try my best to get those out this weekend. 

I’ve got a longer weekend since I get off early on Friday, so once I get things straightened out, then I can start as early as Friday evening…hopefully!

For now, thank you for your patience and I love you all. See you this weekend!))

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starter call!

no cap for now, but that may change later ^^”

roleplay blogs only unless you have an rp sideblog, please!!