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was going thru my blog trying 2 find a specific pic to put it on my art fight and ive just found it I never posted it on this blog 4 some reason ?!?!?! so here's an anxient archaeological find circa mid 2023 of toon elysium (toontown disco elysium)

(blushing phasmids meme from 2023 is added to make third img smaller)

old toon elysium thoughts compiled below cut

ok so basically harry is a dog cuz he got that dog metaphor in the game and kim is a kiwi cuz he wants to fly but he cant and the man from hjemdall t shirt is a cat cuz cats in toontown are racist. gary is also a racist cat but measurehead is a bear who is a TTO purist and instead of being racist he just goes on about membership (you could only be a bear if you were a member) also he was never actually part of TTO he's from TTR. most of the TTRers are equivalent to the racist/fascists sorry y'all. it's that "meticulous mindless grind the game encourages" (quote from kitty). and a lot of ttoers went to ttr. anyways i think joyce was a cog, the mercenaries were those toons who had cog disguises or something i think. all four of them have a different kind of cog suit. also morale and health maps directly onto laff but instead of losing like 1 morale or whatever after doing something stupid harry loses like 36 laff. healing works the same as de cuz (quote from pink) "martinaise is too fucked up now to work as a proper playground[.] its a street now in the sense that u cant heal naturally there[.] i think completing tasks should fill ur laff all the way up tho like in normal toontown". also another banger from pink "[he] think[s] the guy that got hanged just got sent to the silly farm". oh yeah btw cogs in this au are like whatever like they run the joint but theres not a huge focus on them. also the pale is equivalent to the grey. me when the church entry doesnt load in properly and i walk directly into the pale...? oh also we dont like animal racism so it's just people who think one server is better than the other i forgot 2 mention that at the start. it's about origin and class. THE DESERTER IS THE LAST TTOER instead of the last communist and he sent a false ban report against lely (the mercs are from dessert storm). it's not add nuke to revachol it's ADD SERVER RESET TO TOONTOWN also revachol = vibrant valley apparently. mr evrart is helping me find my piano. apparently kim thinks harry is a ttrer but harry is actually from tto theoretically which is fucked up cuz that means harry cant use speedchat+ with anyone he has to use normal speedchat which means mr evrart is helping me find my piano is a speedchat phrase

toon elysium you will forever be one of two disco elysium aus i actually care about... (the other is lwita au)

also harry is lieutenant double ruffreitor btw didnt mention that

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"skibidi toilet is ruining gen alpha" do none of you people remember asdf. i remember asdf.

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in honour of halloween behold the four horsemen of the apocalypse

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Let's settle something.

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Can’t wait for, like, 2025 when we look back on the 2018/2019 era and say “hey, remember when we were all really freaking depressed? That was a crazy time! Glad we aren’t like that anymore”

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i love it when a fandom agrees on one particular portmanteau ship name and you can tell it’s because the alternatives are all atrocious. like i don’t know anything about glee but even i know that they only call it “klaine” because no one would be able to take it seriously if it was “blurt”

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i really could write an essay on how shit is that we’ve completely abandoned the monster-of-the-week episode format even when rebooting shows that relied on it to replace them with grimdark edgy plotlines where nothing feels good or accomplished at the end of the day

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"i don't care if they make their whole way though uni with chatgpt" i think you guys are so internetpilled that you have forgotten there are actual jobs out there that require people to know what they are doing in any way possible or else people die

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One may say that my "writing style" is just a setup for a pun

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Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

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and if I said homestuck is more mainstream than danganronpa?

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really strange how you can be almost at peace with something that happened to you but it will continue to be a defining moment of your life for the rest of your life. you wont think about it much anymore but in a conversation about a film someone will mention the year it was released and you’ll think to yourself, “that was before it happened” and you’ll see an old photo and think how strange it is to have existed before it happened and somehow it’s like living a life in two acts

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In other news, the Neopets Twitter blatantly posted a video with the word "fuck" in it a couple of days ago

They've since muted the swears in question but mark my words this version was up for a solid day

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Concepts, our greatest love

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A large part of the reason families were bigger in the past was because marital rape was not considered rape and birth control/abortion methods were ineffective, dangerous and/or illegal. We can dance around this and act like our great great great grandmothers just loveddddd being mamas so much that they decided out of their own free will to have 11 children. We can pretend that they DECIDED to have big families because it was a financially advantageous decision so they could have more labor around the farm. But a lot of children in the past were fundamentally unwanted and not conceived out of love, children were not a choice women got to make. We need to admit that and stop pretending historical women were inherently more maternal because they were impregnated at the age of 15 and kept having babies until they were 40. That did not make them loving mothers, it did not make them ‘the divine feminine’ and it sure did not make them happy.

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guys did yall see this please tell me yall saw this. i am not okay