When will this end?Everyday I wake up...and Shrek isn’t there...Why
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imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking
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This is a result of the inhumane decisions that members of this administration want you to be silent about in public for fear of a loss of “civility”.
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In case you writers ever wondered. Made by Carrie Patrick on Facebook.
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romanticizing the horrors all by yourself handsome?
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you: wait, babe… we can’t fuck yet… you aren’t wearing protection…
your vampire lover: protection? what do you mean prote- oh ok so fuck you first of all
you, holding these:
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what they dont tell you about those little hand baskets in the grocery store is if you put enough things in them they get heavy
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how the fuck do people just stay motivated their entire lives? what drives you? I got out of bed once and i’ve been exhausted ever since.
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