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Mouse army!

Mouse!

Every reblog means I make another one of these guys.

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Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

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*eyes the stack of wips i’ve got already*

*clicks ‘new document’*

*writes non-stop for three hours in a frenzy, keels over and passes out*

*probably never opens the document again*

*repeat*

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This is for the people who didn’t party in their teens and twenties. For the people who didn’t have that “coming of age” movie experience with shenanigans and revelations. This is for the people who mostly keep to themselves. Who maybe prefer things to be quieter and gentler. This is for the people who don’t feel like they belong in a culture that values loud parties and flashing lights. I see you. And you are valid.

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a quick step by step guide on what to do if you come back to your apartment and find yourself locked out because your front door is frozen shut

kick the bottom of the door for 10 minutes

text your landlord

remember your landlord is on vacation and also in her mid 50′s so it takes about 36 hours to receive a response

briefly wonder why the fuck you moved the canada

remember that college tuition is significantly cheaper here than in the united states 

look up and notice your cat is at the window, staring at you. he paws at the window lightly and meows. it’s devastating. his eyes are so big and imploring. decide that you have to get inside your apartment at all costs. not even god himself can stop you from feeding your cat his chicken wet food dinner. frida kahlo herself could descend from the heavens and ask “hey you wanna bang?” and you’d say “hell yeah but first let me open this door so i can feed my cat his dinner”

remember there is a starbucks 3 blocks down the street from you

enter. the barista gives you a weird look for entering a starbucks at 7pm on a tuesday

order a venti cup of hot water. you order in french because the barista just said “bonjour” instead of “bonjour, hi.” you have a strong american accent. you hit the r in merci a little too hard to compensate. you embarrass yourself.

exit the starbucks clutching the massive cup of hot water in your hands. it’s burning your fingers.

return. methodically pour the starbucks cup of water all over the the door frame. it begins moving a little but still wont open

back up

ensure your doc martens are properly gripping the sheet of ice covering the ground. many people have told you to stop wearing doc martens in the winter, despite your protests that theyre actually the ideal winter boot. also, you’re a lesbian and punk’s not dead

release a pterodactyl screech and sprint towards the door, slamming the full force of your pathetically tiny 5′2″ 110lb body into it

you dont know any of your neighbors so you dont care about maintaining your pride anyways

the door swings open

run up the stairs

open the actual door to your apartment and yell MOMMY’S HOME MY LITTLE BITCHASS BABY BOY DONT WORRY at your cat

cat flings his body to the ground and starts purring like he does every time you come home

write tumblr post

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I’m having feelings about Katara v Pakku again, and the fact that at this point in the series, Katara has never been in a fight that wasn’t to the death. Every fight she’s ever been in has had world-ending stakes. She’s not shooting to kill Pakku because she’s weaker and less trained than him - though she is - she’s shooting to kill because she doesn’t know any other way to fight. Friendly sparring, or fighting as a spectator sport, has not been a part of this girl’s life. Pakku’s fighting Katara to put troublesome teenagers in their place; Katara’s fighting Pakku because they’ll all die if Pakku doesn’t pull his head out of his ass and train the Avatar.

Pakku is genuinely surprised to see his own reflection in that disc of ice Katara shoots right past his face. If he hadn’t dodged, it would have sliced his head right open. He starts putting actual effort in after that.

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for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

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God I do just wish there’d been a song that combined Julie’s pop roots with Sunset Curve’s garage rock vibes. Like the lyrics and singing style are more pop, but the backing is just 100% rock

Just a full on fusion of 90s alt rock and 2020s pop to really highlight how the different histories of the band go together

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A game where you answer 15 questions and tag 15 mutuals (or however many, I guess. No pressure to do it for anyone I've tagged--questions will be below the line). I was tagged by @silent-silver-slip so thank you for that!

Are you named after someone?

my mom's grandpa (first name) and my dad's mom (middle name)

2. When was the last time you cried?

like 2 days ago watching sad clips from disney channel movies on youtube

3. Do you have kids?

NO THANK YOU

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Maybe? What counts as a lot though?

5. What sports do you play/have you played?

does chess count?

6. What's the first thing you notice about people?

dunno

7. What's your eye colour?

depends on my shirt color/the lighting/the phase of the moon

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

Happy, always.

9. Any special talents?

knitting!

10. Where were you born?

At a hospital!

11. What are your hobbies?

Writing, reading, knitting, crocheting

12. Do you have any pets?

Two dogs but they live with my parents too far away.

13. How tall are you?

uh... 5'4?

14. Favourite subject in school?

I took a class called "crafts" in high school. it was amazing.

15. Dream job?

Knitting but like. making money from it to survive without any additional stress. We did say dream jobs, not real ones.

@catkin-morgs@delirium-and-dreams@angelofarts@echocharm17618@dragonsampersanddragons

15 Questions, 15 Mutuals

A game where you answer 15 questions and tag 15 mutuals (or however many, I guess. No pressure to do it for anyone I've tagged--questions will be below the line). I was tagged by @nblizzieforbes so thank you for that!

Are you named after someone?

No, but my middle name comes from someone a few generations back!

2. When was the last time you cried?

Uhhh, a few weeks back when some major stuff happened at work I guess?

3. Do you have kids?

No, and I think helping out with camps and also working in retail stores which see a lot of kids destroying things... probably not ever gonna be a thing, but who knows what the future holds.

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Maybe? What counts as a lot though?

5. What sports do you play/have you played?

Currently: soccer, horse riding. In the past: lacrosse, hockey, and does ballet count? No idea.

6. What's the first thing you notice about people?

Hair probably? Maybe clothing if it's bright?

7. What's your eye colour?

Brown

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

Happy, always.

9. Any special talents?

Quick typing for sure! Maybe writing.

10. Where were you born?

At a hospital!

11. What are your hobbies?

Writing, reading, sports (soccer/horse riding)

12. Do you have any pets?

Two dogs and some fish!

13. How tall are you?

Always wishing I was taller to be honest

14. Favourite subject in school?

Definitely depends on when... I enjoyed English/Literature sometimes, but we also did a fun games coding class one semester. But I also had some good uni classes, so, y'know, I'd probably say lit and whatnot even if I hated the books majority of the time. We got some cool arguments I guess.

15. Dream job?

Writing but like. making money from it to survive without any additional stress. We did say dream jobs, not real ones.

@catkin-morgs @juliathephantom @dragonsampersanddragons @kaltehertz @g-arya @silverutahraptor @nighthunterdeath @astro-nao now beginning to fall asleep so that will be all for tonight As always, no pressure to do it!

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I’ve decided that my fairy frogs are going to have tadpole friends. These little guys can easily fit in a pocket or can be made into keychains.

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Greneveve and her twin brother, as yet unnamed. These little guys are so much fun and so cute!

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Meet the first of many Fairy Frog Friends, Greneveve. She will be a gift for @dragonsampersanddragons

Next up is Greneveve's twin, who will be a gift for my dad for his birthday.