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I attract all good fortune.
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You attract luck. You are affluent. You are safe. You are loved. You are everything. All good comes your way, period.
likes to charge, reblogs to cast.
follow me if you’re feeling extra cute
blessed be, bb 💕✨
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HAppy OCTOBER 3RD,, remember to burn your house down so that there’s no looking back and years later your estranged dad will finally come home and be like “where the fuck’s my house”
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Harry: Yeah, maybe I don’t get “a healthy amount of sleep,” but can other people do this?
Harry: [Stands up and blacks out for a second]
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i just need some luck, don’t mind me
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The Evidence:
The Magic School Bus can time travel
When asked, Ms. Frizzle denies that she “knows everything”
However, Ms. Frizzle always knows what her students are up to, knows the answer to every question they ask her, and never shows fear even when in extreme mortal peril, as if she’s experienced this all before
Although we know she was in a rock band called the Frizzlettes and was a Shakespearean actress, Ms. Frizzle’s childhood remains mysterious
Ms. Frizzle is EXACTLY the sort of person to travel back in time to teach herself, and is in fact the most likely fictional character to do so
Nobody is ever named “Valerie Frizzle” at birth
Ms. Frizzle dresses queerly and laughs at her own bad jokes
A lot of the series is about Arnold learning to take chances, make mistakes, and get messy - that phrase is more or less targeted at him as a student
Ms. Frizzle looks a lot like a grown-up Arnold
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Ok but Zuko using the knowledge he acquired during his banishment to help him as the Fire Lord. Like making small talk with Earth Kingdom dignitaries about their local foods that he enjoyed and even misses. Like having in-depth conversations with his captains about sea currents and navigation. Like, in the middle of a meeting with several high-ranking naval officials, pointing out flails in security, like how a person can cling to a Fire Nation ship for hours at a time, or climb aboard using hatches on the upper decks, or disguise themselves as a lower ranking guard with easily accessible spare armour….
Though none of his experiences can prepare Zuko for the long, awkward silence that comes after he admits to doing or at least knowing something illegal and/or completely buck wild
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By reblogging this post you confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, you are in no way affiliated to Anish Kapoor, you are not reblogging this post on behalf of Anish Kapoor or an associate of Anish Kapoor. To the best of your knowledge, information and belief this post will not make its way into the hands of Anish Kapoor.
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Gaud? Do you know what a beaver tail is?
It’s deep fried dough with toppings.
I promise we do not eat
Actual
Beaver
Tails
Best and worst dishes in your country’s cuisine?
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yeah this site sucks but can you imagine if it was behind a paywall
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I don’t care if I lose a thousand followers overnight, but if you think “tranny” or “shemale” are remotely acceptable ways to refer to a transgender person, please unfollow me.
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It’s called a throwing knife, big fucking possibility that it will be thrown at you
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So, have pity and or mercy on me, and take an attempt to read this. Please
#save my soil#poetry#new poetry#my poem#my poems#read this please#have mercy#take pity on me#halp me please#Please
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I’m starting the ‘genuine setheverman appreciation club’ because yea I know hes a meme but I think hes genuinely funny and a legitimately cool dude, reblog to join the club
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Of course I would, because I love and appreciate my friends. If anything I would be honoured that they chose to tell me!
Reblog this if you would be ok with it if your best friend came out as nonbinary
If you can’t reblog this plz never talk to me
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I’m looking for more writeblrs to follow.
Please reblog if you’re any combination of the following:
Over 18
Don’t post NSFW images (writing is ok!)
Post original content
Share writing tips and resources
Post original writing advice and resources
Write LGBTQIA+ and/or POC characters
Write Sci-fi and/or Fantasy
Write Horror
Post reviews of books
Or, comment the name of your writing/writeblr blog if it’s not your main.
Also, if you’re posting sci-fi/fantasy/horror OC, please feel free to tag me in your stories!
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“Ace, ace you stupid motherfucker-“ serenity started before she earned a gasp from everyone present. “What?”
“As the most socially inept one, even I know, as a general rule, you aren’t allowed to swear.” Dax, from his dark corner of the room, spoke up. He earned a glare for his troubles.
“Then tell the dumbass to eat something and get in control of himself. He is your boyfriend, so get him to stop giving away his rations!”
“Hey the dumbass you are talking about is right here, so could you chill out. I am fine; Jasper could you control your girlfriend?” Ace said up from his position on the ground. Serenity kicked his ankle with a dark gleam in her eyes as she looked at Jasper.
“You two got yourselves into this, you can get yourselves out. Dax, stop being an ass, Serenity, are you certain that this is the hill to die on? Because I will back you if it is, but if not then no. And finally, Ace, get your shit together, eat a sandwich, and don’t pass out or so help me, I will kick your ass right off of The Ledge. You hear?”
Everyone shut up pretty quickly after Jasper was done. Serenity was the calm and collected one, the singular person who could calm Jasper down. So all three agreed that that argument was over and to never get Jasper angry.
At this moment, she was only a little annoyed.
“Did you eat today? Like, at all?”
“I’m pretty sure I had a piece of cheese at some point, but that could have been a hallucination…”
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OKAY, so for nano this year, I started a new project because I hate myself, and honestly, I am kinda impressed with it (?) because I am spending time refining it. Also I am hella stupid, because do you know what level of dumbass you have to be to not work on the idea you have had for years, and have spent time perfecting, and insTEAD START A WHOLE NEW THING?! Because lemme tell ya: it is pretty fuckin stupid.
Worst part is: I write by the seat of my pants and I am pulling the drama, dialogue, and plot; all from my ass. So give it up for dAY 15 Bois.
#writerblr#my writing#my words#my post#check me out#i write things#find lexxie#so its a thing#i feel bad for myself#and for anyone that pays attention to me
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