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area man repeatedly denies he has feelings for his enemy, but the film's soundtrack turns to a mix of both their leitmotifs when he jerks off at night. more at eight.

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JENNIFER’S BODY (2009) dir. Karyn Kusama

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think there should be an inverse version of htat annoying 'miku made minecraft' bit where you pretend that some extremely evil person made a piece of media you find mildly annoying instead of its by all appearances normal and inoffensive creator

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remember to keep yourself nourished and well-rested so you can put your all into making 4 note flop posts on tumblr dot com

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i am dumber & smarter than u think. do not estimate me

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….. what the hell?

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kink but make it about a young witch trying to solve the mystery of her neighbor's missing cat in a small village in the alps

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welcome to the Murdersex zine, a zine celebrating all things sex and murder. but um. we don't want to romanticize it or anything so don't make your submissions too murdersexy. we will do extensive background checks on all applicants and if we decide a past work of yours has too much sexy murder we'll have to remove you, sorry. we have limits, you know, we want a tasteful gory spread you could put on your coffee table, and having the Wrong people in it would kill the vibe (and we condemn all killing! wholeheartedly!)

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jigsaw's reasons for putting adam in that trap on the first saw movie are so funny to me. 'how dare he stay in the shadows and stalk people and take pictures of them without their consent and gather information about them for a living!! 😡🤬😡🤬' <- guy who stays in the shadows and stalks people and takes pictures of them without their consent and gathers information about them because he wants to

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NECRONOMICON 1993・dir. Shusuke Kaneko, Christophe Gans, Brian Yuzna

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THE MATRIX (1999) dir. Lana Wachowski & Lilly Wachowski

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"Let me tell you what I believe. I believe Morpheus means more to me than he does to you. I believe if you are really serious about saving him, you are going to need my help. And since I am the ranking officer on this ship...if you don't like it, I believe you can go to hell."

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THE MATRIX dir. Lana and Lilly Wachowski, 1999

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House on Haunted Hill - 1959 vs. 1999

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House on Haunted Hill - 1959 vs. 1999

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Human beings are a disease. A cancer of this planet. You are a plague.

THE MATRIX (1999) dir. Lana Wachowski & Lilly Wachowski