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Texts From Superheroes

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Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

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Fuck it *washes your robins

Hanging them out to dry…

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robin!!

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On the one hand, yay S is not coming out because I get to have a fun night without him. On the other hand, he was all 'I don't have spoons today. Wednesdays are easier for me.' And I overheard him downstairs talking about FOMO.

Wow! That's almost like that's what I experience when you arrange it for the One Singular Night in the week I am not available because I have to do my fitness class, which is essentially physio for me my body has been falling apart without it. It's almost like it's not nice to be excluded. And, to be quite frank, idgaf about it being easier for you. Don't paint this as us excluding you when you are actually excluding yourself. When you exclude yourself in an effort to get people to do what you want when you want it, don't be surprised when it ends up with you moping alone.

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Turns your Kpop demon hunters girls into creatures [ Rumi = Tiger, Zoey = Fox, Mira = Polar bear ]

Bonus

Tiger cub Rumi and hyena Celine

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you're on your knees, hands tied behind your back, bag over your head. "nothing personal, just can't leave any loose ends." i cock my nerf blaster and hit you on the back of your head with a foam dart. you fall over and sink into a ball pit. i stoically honk my clown nose and drive away in a comically small car

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Monster fuckers, consider

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Ppl make fun of that genre of horny post where words are different colors but I actually think it’s funnier that this website even has customizable text colors, something most social media does not have, and that’s like the only thing ppl use it for

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Projecting our period cramps onto Saja boys

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The demon in my brain has watched too many simulator games recently no me checking dates of birth in my real job as a part of authentication isn't just like checking details in papers please or contraband police it's. Our job. Not a video game

Real 'omg they added bushes from fortnight into real life energy' in the back of my brain while I'm trying to work

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Random story I remember reading online but couldn't now find if I tried:

The guy telling the story got bored and decided to Educate Himself by watching older, classic anime that he hadn't seen before. I can't recall what the name of the anime was, but he picked up one that was somewhat of a classic from the 80s. It wasn't perfect by anyone's standards but refreshingly lacking in the most annoying and stereotypical clichés and tropes of more modern anime. It did have the Standard Anime Tropes of the time, but being completely unfamiliar with most them, it was a breath of fresh air.

Until he got to the end credits of the first episode and suddenly something triggered a wave of extremely ambiguous Emotion. While there are cultural components to this, I have been on testosterone for long enough to attest that it is also physically simply harder for a man to cry from emotion alone, and something just now had kicked him in the chest hard enough for him to tear up.

It was the end credits song. For no clearly apparent reason this song overwhelmed him with a strange longing, nostalgia for an era that he had literally never lived in, stabbing right through him like an ice pick, powerless to do anything about it. While he had previously intended to spend the whole night watching this show, he went to do something else instead.

Later on he was talking with his mother about something else, and mentioned trying to watch this anime but not getting past the first episode - he didn't elaborate why. His mother was delighted and encouraged him to keep watching it if he can just get over the initial weirdness - she used to watch it Back In The Day and loved it when she was younger. She then started humming the end credit song, and the stabbing of emotion came back with an epiphany.

She had hummed the melody as a lullaby to him, vocalising over the japanese lyrics that she hadn't known then and didn't understand now. And that's how this guy discovered that his mom is a weeb.

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this has probably been done before, but i also wanted to get this idea out of my head.

I believe Rumi never got a hug from Celine, and Mira and Zoey were the first to show her physical affection and I will die on that hill.

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i do genuinely find the weird route to be an astonishingly grounded and nuanced exploration of the inequality inherent and necessary to the maintenance of the hegemonic systems of power that are idealised by and enable the continued functioning of "normal" society as we know it to the point of being taken for granted (until, and often even after, the abuses of that power which they enable are made apparent), especially considering the relative fantastical absurdity of the setting and premise of the greater scope narrative in which it takes place

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