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Guys I don’t think pirating worked out :(

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I will never get over how they went from this

to this

in the span of 5 minutes.

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,,I don't even like spiders, that's why I wear those black leather gloves"

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I'm a firm believer that Aziracrow will make up, HOWEVER I think Aziraphale will NEVER hear the end of it.

*500 years later: Aziraphale doing something accidentally* "Oops, sorry"

*Crowley, mockingly* "I fOrGiVe yOu"

*Sigh* "Crowley, I said I was sorry! Will you let it go, please?"

*Crowley, dramatically falling back on his chair, still doing the mocking voice* "cOmE wItH mE tO hEaVeN"

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Crowley's hearing "I can finally make you good enough to deserve Heaven"

but Aziraphale's saying "I can finally make Heaven good enough to deserve you"

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AZIRAPHALE & CROWLEY + text posts

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Good Omens 2 + Text Posts

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Sobbing

You idiot. We could have been... us.

Good Omens (2019 - ) // Our Flag Means death (2022 -)

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i go to a gay bar and notice the furry convention's in town. i see a fine lookin bear remove his fursuit, revealing that underneath, he's also a fine lookin bear. I raise my eyebrows and say "woof" and all the cat furries immediately hiss and scatter

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Finally! Time to do my reading

*opens My Little Pony comic*

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I love calling middle aged murderous gay pirate men “my little baby”

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This is incredibly real

someone please turn me into a poem or a painting, I’m tired of being human

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Aaaaaaaaa

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Art by Man Luo

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Giggling rn

He's doing the (sand)worm

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“You had to be that person to become this one.”

— Rupi Kaur