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TMI possibly BUTTTT

I had my IUD inserted this afternoon!!!! It was like 30 seconds of "wow… I'm severely uncomfortable" and then it was over. I'm super happy I finally made the jump and had this done.

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call-out post: my wife

somehow played 200 hours of Donkey Kong 64 and only finished 26% of it

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captain raymond holt: an icon™

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Baker Karin Pfeiff Boschek Showcases Her Skills With Before & After Shots Of Her Stunning Pie Crust Designs

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Taylor Swift reminds me of that one scene in the office where Michael says “I am the victim of a hate crime” and Stanley’s like “that’s not what a hate crime is” and Michael just goes “WELL I HATED IT”

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I’m LIVING.

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tonight i laughed at a video of irish people trying to get a bat out of their kitchen for like 20 minutes until i had a stitch 

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Sometimes all you need is a big, floppy hat.

All the things: Torrid

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You don’t have to sexualize fat girls to compliment them.

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Quote by Sierra DeMulder (@sierrademulder)

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If I was a flower, I’d be a daaaaamndelion 🌼

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I’m not even going to address anon directly, because seriously, fuck that guy.  For the rest of you who may be wondering how I POSSIBLY manage living as a fat person, let me explain how I do it: 

I do it by making time for fun things as often as possible. Like riding carousels while morbidly obese. I  have the gall to do this in front of children. 

I do it by making sure my skin is always moisturized and cleansed. I know it’s shocking, but my glowing, fat face feels great after a seaweed-based exfoliant mask. 

I do it by finding time for my interests and hobbies. I’m an amateur mycologist. You may think it’s frightening for a fat forager to find fungi, but I think it’s fantastic.    

I do it by surrounding myself with wholesome, non-judgmental people. A fat person with friends and family?!? It’s more likely than you think. 

I do it by wearing bright colors and taking any opportunity for a photo shoot. Surprisingly, my fatness hasn’t broken a camera yet. 

I do it by singing loudly and flamboyantly. Much as you’ve been told fat people spend 99% of our time gasping for air, I actually have pretty solid breath control. 

I do it by pursuing my education. Don’t worry, they let me skip the part of the bar exam that asks for your BMI.

I do it by having an adorable, supportive partner. We even make out with the lights ON most of the time! 

I do it by creating safe spaces in my home. I love decorating for holidays and dinner parties. The tinsel really compliments my back rolls! 

I do it by adopting fluffy animal friends. Mr. Fluff here may always have a look of existential dread on his face, but he’s not once had a problem with my weight. 

I do it by spending time in nature. Trees and green spaces are very healing! Yes, even for a fatty like me. 

I do it by making this face at people who tell me that since I’m fat I can’t have all the things I already have. I have the audacity to believe that I will one day accomplish all the important goals I have set out for myself! I’m a fat person and I have value.  I’m a fat person and I can realize my dreams.  I’m a fat person and I have a happy, fulfilling life.  That’s not going to change no matter how many anons send me hateful messages.  To all my fat family out there, you deserve a support network of caring people who don’t care about your weight. You deserve to achieve your goals. You deserve respect. You deserve happiness.  Don’t let anyone tell you differently. 

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idk what a gay agenda is but maybe i should use one 2 b more organized

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LOOK AT HER EYES LOOK HOW HAPPY SHE LOOKS L O O K

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here, have some happy girls and their girlfriends/wives/significant others ♥

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