facepalmedskyguy
facepalmedskyguy
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Call me sky, come sit by the fire and rest a while! m30 minors dni(fuck off little twats)
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facepalmedskyguy · 1 month ago
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facepalmedskyguy · 1 month ago
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— richard siken
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facepalmedskyguy · 1 month ago
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blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed
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facepalmedskyguy · 1 month ago
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facepalmedskyguy · 1 month ago
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Morning Shark!
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facepalmedskyguy · 1 month ago
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''i wasted those years'' who cares. you lived the only life you could've lived in those moments
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facepalmedskyguy · 1 month ago
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I open Tumblr. I post something that should be a diary entry. I close Tumblr. I open Tumblr after having it closed for 1.2 minutes. I reblog 176 posts in a row. I add tags of absolute gibberish to 7 of those. I close Tumblr. I open Tumblr I post yet another should-be diary entry. I close Tumblr. I open tu
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facepalmedskyguy · 1 month ago
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i love your tumblr persona can we fuck
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facepalmedskyguy · 1 month ago
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🤷‍♀️ I'm a fun brat.
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facepalmedskyguy · 1 month ago
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Self discipline is the highest form of self love.
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facepalmedskyguy · 1 month ago
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facepalmedskyguy · 1 month ago
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[said with increasing amount of distress] i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this
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facepalmedskyguy · 1 month ago
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Sylvia Plath, aged 17, journal entry #28, from "The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath" (c. September 1950)
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facepalmedskyguy · 1 month ago
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My coworkers say liking pegging makes you a freak 😔
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facepalmedskyguy · 1 month ago
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facepalmedskyguy · 1 month ago
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Whoops got me again!!! I almost felt like you actually liked me! Darn!! 🤣🤣
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