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hot in a nuanced way

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belly of the beast

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Watching Beastars for the first time, solid 7 out of 10 so far. The plot's great, I love the music, the dialog is TERRIBLE but I can see past it. Also that tenor sax player deserves a raise.

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guy who says "this is the worst day of my life" and then pulls out a spreadsheet ranking every day of their life so far to prove it

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I am a violin maker learning to tattoo so here is a banana with the decoration from the Hellier Strad violin

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Slow burn but it's written by an impatient person

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tired of nuance. only one thing can be true at once I’ve decided

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The generation gap between me and ppl of my own age

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all I want is to be funny & hot but in a confusing way

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New York City ballet production of Midsummer Nights Dream

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Robert Mapplethorpe, White Gauze, 1984

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Some of my favorite eyes that I’ve drawn

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i made a generator for yall to see what ur genders are

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Girls don’t want boys girls want the Bob Basset Dragon Wings

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okay so i work in the deli of a grocery store, yeah? and today i got this guy who came up with his two twin children, around five years old. he walks up to the counter, carrying one kid in each arm, and loudly goes "oh, no, i forgot what i wanted!" and turns to the boy in his left arm and, in a perfect blues clues style voice, goes "caleb, do you remember what i wanted?" and the boy goes "half pound of yellow cheese!"

i, obviously, say "you've got it little sir!" and slice up half a pound of yellow american cheese, handing it to the little boy, who looks it over, nods, and tucks it in his lap.

then the man goes "well, we can't just have cheese on our sandwiches. but what else can we put on there?" and the little gurl in his other arm goes "half pound of ham!" so i nod and say "yes ma'am! what kind?" and she points at a random cut of turkey, so her father nods and says "like she said, honey ham!" i cut half a pound of honey ham, hand it to the little lady, she looks it over, nods and puts it in her lap.

then the man goes "now, what should we have for the side?" and the kids both simultaneously start cheering "macking cheese!!!" and the man spins on his heel and marches off, presumably to find the macking cheese.

later, the little boy comes wandering back to the counter while his father looks on and loudly and proudly proclaims that he wants to know where the mustard is. i point him to the correct aisle, he nods, says "thank you mister deli woman" and walks away.

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T. J. Eckleburg

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