Your future self is watching you right now through memories.
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“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
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I know the internet is rampant with jokes about not knowing how to make a doctor’s appointment, but the other day I tried to make one and failed so here you go.
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