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fabric-florist · 8 days ago
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THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING TO GET YOUR MEDS BEFORE THE PHARMACIES CLOSE
they are going to be CLOSED OVER THE HOLIDAYS and so will the DOCTORS WHO SIGN YOUR PRESCRIPTIONS.
if you don't have enough meds to last the next THREE WEEKS, put in for your repeats and refills tomorrow! that's Wednesday! do it! don't go to hospital at New Year because you ran out of stuff!
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fabric-florist · 10 days ago
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Spin the 17th century death wheel and tell me how you died in the tags
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fabric-florist · 24 days ago
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Ben and Jerry’s is dangerous ice cream... capitalizes on the evolutionary human instinct to dig for chunks... before you know it half the pint gone
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fabric-florist · 24 days ago
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figuring out how to get rid of screen addiction is like trying to figure out how to stop a nicotine addiction while also having a job centered around smoking cigarettes and having half your social life be in smoke breaks
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fabric-florist · 24 days ago
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*including instances where you might have used one of these without realizing it was AI.
**not including unavoidable instances, like when google shows you an AI summary of what you looked up, or when a company uses AI chatbots for customer service, for example.
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fabric-florist · 24 days ago
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Guy who's kid is a famous artist and constantly goes to art museums where his kid's work is on display and says "cmon, my kid could make that". Said artist kid always groans at his shit.
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fabric-florist · 24 days ago
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how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on
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fabric-florist · 24 days ago
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fabric-florist · 24 days ago
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I had to write YEARS of posts about British Clownfall and South Korea just straight up speed ran theirs a mere seven minutes longer than it takes to watch Wicked
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fabric-florist · 27 days ago
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We must become the queer elders that we had taken from us. We are here because of pride and proud we will remain.
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fabric-florist · 27 days ago
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God Bless people who dress wild and go out in public. I love seeing a woman in all pink with pink hair and pink nails, with a tiny dog in a pink outfit in her bag. Or a massively goth dude covered in piercings sporting a giant green mohawk. Cosplayers. SCA reenactors. Ren Faire people. There’s nothing I love more than a pair of handsome young men walking around in Revolutionary War outfits. Just please keep dressing wild and freaky. You bring color to life, and it never fails to put a big smile on my face.
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fabric-florist · 27 days ago
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Knitting is great it's just a fidget toy and periodically you get a scarf or some shit
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fabric-florist · 27 days ago
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fabric-florist · 27 days ago
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I’m just thinking about how many times I’ve heard my dad on a long call with an obvious scammer and I’ll start begging him to get off the phone because I always think he’s a very easy mark and he’ll just keep going and then after a while he’ll say something like “I died 20 years ago” and hang up.
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fabric-florist · 27 days ago
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🇺🇸cucumber recall🇨🇦
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fabric-florist · 1 month ago
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This is heaven
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fabric-florist · 1 month ago
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99% of "mysterious disappearances" esp of people in their 20s who start acting weird for 48 hours and then vanish are not mysterious, thats just when a lot of reality-obliterating mental illness tends to kick in and it's pretty easy to get a short circuit in your brain that makes you go family guy death pose in joshua tree national park. it's not any less tragic, it's just a documented phenomenon and not particularly predictable. its a big reason the medical advice is for people with a family history of schizophrenia to completely avoid weed and psychedelics. "people just go crazy sometimes" is a principle of human health that used to be a lot more accepted prior to the american midcentury and to a certain extent thats a healthier way to conceptualize and prepare for the risk, as opposed to the modern assertion that anyone acting weird is dangerous and broken forever.
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