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Yes your blorbo is tortured and pathetic and slutty and pretty and suffers more than jesus and all that but never forget that your blorbo is, first and foremost, a loser.

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do u think he ever got around to playing undertale

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stoner horsegirl who refers to smoking weed as "hittin' the hay"

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your edible is never going to kick in because you're a bad person

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oh another fun buddhism thing, bugs are in a kind of purgatory, where it's very difficult to accrue enough karma to reincarnate out of the bug realm, so when you see a bug you're supposed to say a prayer for it to help it gain karma. also, i say a lot of prayers for my cats, because they are so selfish and badly behaved that i'm almost certain they're going to be reincarnated as dust mites or something.

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what kind of review is this

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In hindsight it's very insulting to be told that flunking out of college due to adhd is actually "quite common"

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please god stop talking about diets and weight loss in front of kids. especially if those kids are girls. and especially if you’re someone those kids look up to. but really just stop talking about about diets and weight loss when children are in earshot at all. I promise you you’re doing far more harm than good.

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i love that new peach outfit!!!!!!!!!

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we don't even celebrate fingers in his ass sunday anymore

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“Hope ya find what you’re looking for!!”

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This is cinema actually

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Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job

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Chotronette 'Iridescent Armour' Gown