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loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

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Do people Rp anymore? Like i used to do it on Quotev back in the day and now like with 1 person on discord but is that a thing still? Or did we decide that was cringe?? Cause like i miss it. How do i find new Rp partners? Like surely it can be as easy and going up to someone online like “Yo dude you like Batman? I like Batman. Do you wanna Rp batman bullshit i play a mean Tim Drake??”

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neil saying “if it means losing you, then no” to andrew when they weren’t even dating???? when neil himself didn’t figure out that he likes andrew???? yeah no wonder andrew thought neil wasn’t a real person and that he made neil up in his head because what the hell

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My canon: Neil is super weird, but in a way people don't expect and it catches them unaware. He will have a perfectly normal conversation with you and then you realise he doesn't ignore the first slice of bread of the loaf, uses it right after opening it to make a sandwich. He doesn't have a set way of replacing the toilet paper roll. He does sock-shoe-sock-shoe. He takes the peel of the banana off completely before eating it on the go. He unplugs the laptop yanking on the cable not the plug. He eats kiwis with the skin on like they're apples. He eats dry cereal then drinks a glass of milk.

Neil Josten is like an alien that has managed to blend in quite well with the humans but sometimes he does something that reminds you he's a martian

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Hey sorry your boyfriend got kidnapped by his mob boss dad. Yeah when he said thank you back there he meant thanks for everything you’ve done for him, that was his goodbye because he’s going to die. No yeah he was in love with you, that’s what all the looks meant. Anyway. He’ll think of you kissing him when he’s being tortured by his father’s people as an escape. No I totally get why you might want to burn the world until you find him. Yeah yeah maybe start with choking your teammate for answers. Sorry again.

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doodles

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people who go around trying to disprove someone's headcanons are losers. lmao. this is a cartoon show. a show who can't keep their own canon basis of the show straight. do you know how many times this show contradicted itself? if Kyle ends up selling cocaine in my story he will and there's nothing you can do.

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TT~TT

mary was only around 21 when she had neil. she was barely an adult. i need to be sedated.

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i read this fic by @bisexualchaosdemon where neil has a kid (it’s so good and i love it so i’m taking some inspo from it, pls go read it) and i have this scene in my head

Once Andrew and Neil go pro there’s gotta be a point before they’re on the same team where they play games against each other. At one of these games Neil’s kid who usually sits behind the team bench is nowhere to be found which is odd. But when they do spot her she is sitting behind the rival teams bench (Andrew’s team) wearing a smaller version of his goalie jersey and everyone on Neil’s team is hella confused cause why is his kid sitting in the family section for this other team?? Why is she wearing the other teams jersey?? When Andrew’s team (inevitably) wins she runs out to him and they have a small conversation before Andrew pics her up and puts her on his shoulders and walks over to Neil. Neil is smiling like his team has never seen before.

Everyone on Neil’s team just assumed he was married to like his high school sweetheart and that’s how he has a kid when he’s so young, so they’re hella confused when Neil’s kid is calling Andrew papa until they see the black silicone band on Andrew’s finger that matches Neil’s (they’re still confused)

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#Andreil backhugs 💖🦊

My commission info

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Mary thinking ‘one of us has to make it’ about neil and Neil going on to think ‘one of us has to make it’ about kevin

Man…

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everyone knows now, bee

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andrew minyard really has a way with words but like can you imagine how it feels for people when they find out that this short, knives obsessed, batshit asshole is the most eloquent guy you'll ever meet

I mean obviously there is the iconic "is your learning curve a horizontal line?" and the underrated "oh, neil. you are far too heavy to tread ice this thin." or even "hell hath no fury"

but the icing on the cake has got to be "is your spine the spine of the righteous? are you trying your best to step on my toes because you’re feeling the tragic weight of the holier than thou?"

I mean come on

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jayvik you will never beat the howl sophie allegations

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dndads s1 you're so special to me

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u can’t convince me that darry wasn’t at least a little embarrassed to have been at that rumble. like no shit no one stepped up to u ur a twenty year old who gets an eight hour workout everyday staring down a bunch of bougie sixteen year olds. brother they do not want to get smoked in front of all their friends when they got to see them in algebra the next day😭