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u can’t convince me that darry wasn’t at least a little embarrassed to have been at that rumble. like no shit no one stepped up to u ur a twenty year old who gets an eight hour workout everyday staring down a bunch of bougie sixteen year olds. brother they do not want to get smoked in front of all their friends when they got to see them in algebra the next day😭

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Or is it Darry having to put up with his baby brother's endless imagination?

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Hate the feeling when my special interest is shifting and i can see it moving onto something else but im not ready to stop talking and going feral about the batfam but the middle school brain is chanting “the outsiders! Ponyboy! Sodapop! Dally!”

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just had to take a fucking second and close my eyes because i remembered that on the night of november 5th tumblr had convinced me, an outsider, that this was an actual gif of Castiel Supernatural being sent to mega fruit hell

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Everyone has goth sex hormones it came free with your fucking existence.

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🃏 hero villain 🦇

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HERE IS JASON WEREWOLF CORRECTED TEHEHEH happy halloween again pookies

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I need more fanfics of post-game Connor struggling with his emotions. I need an angry Connor. A violent Connor who knows his own strength but finds it so difficult to restrain it now that he has emotions. Reed spills coffee over his shirt and though it wasn't a problem before, now Connor is throwing him across the precinct before he even registers the hot rage in his belly. He's walking across the street and someone spits in his face ("Fuck you, android piece of shit.") and he has to be physically restrained by Hank. And he's the top model of all androids before him, so when he hits, it hits hard and fast and he causes permanent damage, and he knows this but it's so goddamn hard. He almost loses Hank in a shooting with a suspect and suddenly he's pacing back and forth in the hallways of the hospital, terrified and livid that he's not allowed to stand silently in the corner of the operating room. He sees Hank post-operation and the tears are already spilling down his chin and the looks the doctors are giving him are making him feel embarrassed. Why? What's going on? It's a constant flow of emotions that he doesn't know how to deal with and I want to see the erratic mood changes of an android just learning what they are and not yet knowing how to deal with them and what's socially appropriate.

He still argues with Hank about whether or not it's socially appropriate to throw Reed across the room.

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Let him do his job!!

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"I was not programmed to fail 💅🏻"

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Robin!Dick: I truly believe water can solve all our problems.

Bruce: You think so, chum?

Dick: Mhm. Wanna lose weight? Drink water. Wanna have clear skin? Drink water. Tired of someone?

Dick pauses for dramatic effect.

Bruce, scrunching his brows in moderate confusion: How does drinking—

Dick with the most innocent smile on his face: Drown them

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Jason Drake

Ok I have one for you that I think is hilarious to think about.

As always expect no cannon here. 

It starts a month or two after Tim Drake, age 9, started to take pictures of Batman and Robin (Still Dick Grayson).  Tim very much wants a sibling, but has not gathered the courage to ask his parents.  

He is out, taking pictures, thinking about how he wants a sibling as his path crosses Jason Todd (six months homeless). Tim takes this as a sign and, over the course of about three weeks, lures Jason home (treating him much like a feral cat). Once Jason is safely in Drake Manor, Tim semi- forcibly (Jason is not against it per say, but is a little confused) adopts him.  

Tim’s hacking is good enough that he is able to get back dated adoption records, a news announcement, Two interviews with Jack and Janet Drake about adopting Jason (credited to a journalist who died a month later in a rogue attack) inserted into all the correct places, and got Jason enrolled in Gotham Academy with Tim (backdated the enrollment records too).  

They live together in Drake manor for four months before Tim’s parents get back. Tim straight up gaslights them. Without even flinching “What do you mean you don’t remember Jason?” and “Of course Jason has been here for years, here’s the interview you did” and “Adopting him was such good optics for the company”

And it works (By the by, Mrs. Mac fully supports Tim’s slow abduction and adoption of Jason and is pleased to lie to the Drake parents about it). 

Within two days Janet Drake is half convinced that Jack tricked her into adopting his illegitimate son.  They go to a gala and, due to elite Gothamite weirdness, no one is willing to admit they had never met the older Drake boy before, Jason playing along seamlessly.  By the time the Drakes leave again, Janet is congratulating herself on convincing Jack to take in his illegitimate child (who has impeccable grades, and apparently inherited her appreciation for literature) to accompany her son. Particularly since Jason was good enough to understand that Tim was the Drake industry heir. 

Jack tends to hyper focus on archaeology and lives in a near constant state of ‘That sounds fake, but I don’t know enough to dispute it’. Loves his family though. Janet accidentally convinces him that Jason must be his, never mind that Janet was his highschool sweetheart and the only person he had ever had sex with.  He is not stupid, but is used to being around his genius wife and son and not understanding how they reach their correct conclusions. So just goes with it. 

Both boys go out to watch/take pictures of/ stalk Batman and Robin.  A few years after Dick becomes Nightwing, Stephanie is adopted by Bruce and becomes Robin. Meanwhile two unknown vigilantes, BlueJay  and Ketu (named for the Hindu Winged Serpent that represent Karmic collections both good and bad) start to operate solely in Crime Alley and seem to make a game of evading the Bats and Birds.  

Jason and Tim Drake take a particular interest in bettering Crime Alley, creating outreach programs and hiring for Drake industries and education programs with their parents' bemused backing (When Jason is 16 and Tim is 14, Tim discovers that several of the board members had been embezzling funds and prove it. The resulting shakeup still leaves Janet and Jack in charge on paper, but their instructions are ‘do whatever Jason and Tim say’)

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Hes so goofy i love him

Bruce then compliments him more and Dick busts a move. Every. Single. Time. Without fail.

Commission Info / Kofi

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Everyone…Nightwing

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breaking news… local bird comes back to life and is NOT happy…

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I had this idea - out of the batkids, who'd have the most scars?

Bruce is obviously the all-round winner, followed by Jason. I know the Lazarus pit gets rid of scars and so any injuries he got before then, he's lost, but Jason strikes me as such a reckless guy who never gets proper medical care when he gets stabbed or shot in all the alleys he's stalked in Gotham that he'd quickly rack up scars and get second place. (Also I think he'd have autopsy scars, but that's a post for another day)

Next contender would be Damian. I think, given his year of blood, despite having Ra's care, he would still rack up quite a lot of scars, more than Dick.

Then Dick: not because he doesn't have experience, but because at some point after Jason's death, he'd become a lot more cautious about taking care of himself, for Bruce's sake. If Bruce lost another kid, or another child got crippled, he wouldn't be able to handle it.

And finally, Tim. Because he's a wee bit insecure and believes that compared to the other kids, his strength is with his mind, rather han his body, and his fight style would reflect that. Stealthy, quick, not at all brawl-like.