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(c+p directly from my blog because i'm too tired to type it out again)

for atleast the first 2 seasons i headcanon that martin is *obsessed* with trying to make himself look older.

he grows out his facial hair even though it's itchy as hell, and he spends way too much money on makeup to cover his freckles

nobody knows why he goes red when he's called babyfaced when he usually just laughs that kind of comment off

bonus: he shaves his facial hair after learning about what his father looked like from elias

more depressing bonus headcanon musings because why not

so. season 4 martin is isolated + depressed. depression makes it harder for him to keep up his appearance, so his facial hair grows out. when he looks at his reflection, it looks even more like his father's, and the image comes to mind of how much his mum hated his father and he spirals into self-hatred, especially now that she's gone. just so much guilt for things he can't control and loss of the control he does have

bonus if peter lukas likes his beard so he feels more torn about it and add decision paralysis to his list of angsts

Ooooogh oh no :(

I can’t even add anything to this, this just hurts

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Jon chews pens (it's a complete accident and he only realizes what he's done when it explodes)

Eventually he gets used to it and just drinks the ink

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I deeply believe Alice Dyer would be №1 Mother Mother fan. Maybe I'm projecting but the vibes, the vibes–

The Vibes The Vibes

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Alice dyer arctic monkeys and Bears in trees fan

Yes aaand post

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When the s1 crew was in school

Sasha was good at math good at reading

Everybody else was bad at math good at reading

Tim would always text her and beg her for help. She was the only reason he passed his math classes in uni

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Jon tried to get into skating when he was a teen. Attempted a kick flip with zero experience, fucking ate it on the concrete, and never touched it again.

Tim found out and tried to get him to do it again and Jon fucking ate it on the concrete AGAIN

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Jon and Tim were in high school together methinks

Jon probably pretended not to remember their (embarrassing) high school antics when they eventually see each other again at work, but Tim knows…

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So, this is a tearjerker, get ready.

Jon, during 101, saw a wax figure that looked an awful lot like Tim........ Christ, when he first saw it, he thought it was Tim.

It wasn't. It was Danny :)).

Jon just assumed that Nikola/The Stranger was trying to make him forget Tim (seeing as Danny most likely looks a bit like Tim), confuse Tim with another victim, cause more fear

Anyway, that's my hc. Jon just never brought it up, because, by the time he listened to 104, Tim probably was just... Not Talking to him.

NO NO WHAT!? Tim was so so close to getting even a little closure if he and Jon TALKED TO EACH OTHER

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Tim 1000% participates in the booping (thinking abt it bc of the current boop event)

Tumblr glitched out on his phone because he Booped Jon too many times

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To the person that responded “Like from Garfield?” to the Polyamorous Jon HC: you confuse me and I think you may be slightly lost, but know that I’m thinking about you

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Jon's probably polyamorous but the thing is, he's never had enough people like him at once to ever explore that subject

All I can think of is “I’m probably polyamorous but I have a job so idrc about that rn”

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Alice Dyer has a tooth gap. Idk why this is a thing but I’ll die on this hill

Actually, I see it now. I think you have something here

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The reason why Jon was so offended that georgie didnt believe he could be on drugs is because he does genuinely smoke weed on occasion

That man is too high tense. he's gotta have some sort of outlet

He’s high half the time he’s in the Institute, but he got really good at hiding it

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Jons the type of guy that you loathe at the start, but eventually develop a bit of a crush on over time if you like men. But its a hateful crush. Like "god DAMN IT. why YOU"

Most of the people he knows have experienced this at some point and it's also how georgie developed feelings for him

And no one realizes it either! They all think they just have unfortunate taste

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So, this is a tearjerker, get ready.

Jon, during 101, saw a wax figure that looked an awful lot like Tim........ Christ, when he first saw it, he thought it was Tim.

It wasn't. It was Danny :)).

Jon just assumed that Nikola/The Stranger was trying to make him forget Tim (seeing as Danny most likely looks a bit like Tim), confuse Tim with another victim, cause more fear

Anyway, that's my hc. Jon just never brought it up, because, by the time he listened to 104, Tim probably was just... Not Talking to him.

NO NO WHAT!? Tim was so so close to getting even a little closure if he and Jon TALKED TO EACH OTHER

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Daisy Lived Anon this one’s for you!

I really REALLY wanna say that Daisy lived after the finale

You and me both

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Tim probably hit on Jon when he first joined the Institute and it went so far as developing into a small fling before they just decided on being friends.

Oh for SURE. I have no doubt he tried to give Martin “tips” that Martin was too nervous to use until waaaay later