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Ever since I was a little girl I always wanted to get hit by a car in a way that would make me a lot of money
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Masculinity is under attack they want us to stop reviving ancient hypermysogynist nationalist warrior culture that never existed
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I’m looking at gameplay of the canceled version of Resident Evil 2 that got leaked a few years ago and I forgot that they were going to have product placement with Pepsi
this is really fucking funny to me idk why
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unfortunately it appears that i'm some kind of insane person
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someone dropped a bitcoin on my head from on top of the empire state building in an act of guerrilla trepanation but since there weren’t any evil spirits in my skull the hole just sprouted a flower and now everybody says i look like a damn pikmin smh
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mentally i’m a slut physically i’m scared of intimacy
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finding enough plastic in human brains to make a spoon is certainly a shocking headline but I just don't have it in me to be shocked anymore. not only can I see the evidence of spoon brain all around me I can literally feel it in myself
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Mt. Rainier National Park, Washington, USA by Kevin McNeal
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