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great site, your servers go down and everyone goes “woah did my blog get deleted for no reason”

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Crazy to think that seagulls existed before french fries.

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Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

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do NOT develop a parasocial relationship with that internet person they WILL disappoint u. not me though. u can all be parasocial with me, i will never hurt u like that

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kinda bums me out to see all these teenagers thinking they're porn addicts or hypersexual because they like to masturbate! @ all the teenagers who are worried about this: this anon masturbated basically daily from ages 12-26. it's fine and normal to be horny especially when you're a teenager.

it's soooo so so sad seeing fucking social media teach kids to armchair diagnose themselves as addicts if they enjoy reading smut or jacking off or even if they're just feeling horny, a profoundly typical feature of being a teenager that is indicative of nothing bad at all. like. good job everyone we did it, we repackaged the protestant fear of sex into pop psychology for gen z and gen alpha.

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what the hell

named mcdilda??

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every spelunker should go in with a cyanide tooth capsule so if they get stuck they can take the gentle way out instead of being tortured by the earth for 72 hours and then dying anyway

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Ever since i was a little girl I have wanted to fight in battle and receive a grave but concealable injury and continue fighting bravely til the end and get reunited with my comrades and then smile and cough up blood then die smiling

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literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

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hey bud, maybe you should watch a video of a snake drinking water and calm down a bit

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”IRL”? this is real life. you’re just talking to me from computer. i’m on the same planet as you. perhaps one day i will pull you from a burning building

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MrBeastify youtube add-on i love you for this

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missed these two

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lol do your sad guy laying in bed for too long impression again