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AHHH I LOVE IT IM GOING TO MAKE THIS. MAKE THIS I WILL.

genuinely shocked the TMA fandom hasn't made an animatic to "Thats Not How the Story Goes" from A Series of Unfortunate Events, esp with how much this fandom likes to shitpost/meme. There is no happy endings in either show, Elias replaces Count Olaf in jail for that one line, Sasha and Tim replace the Baudelaire Parents esp with the line "a curtain rings down on this stage" and Tim explodes the circus, lol. If one of yall makes this, I wanna be credited in WingDings font in the bottom corner on the last frame.

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genuinely shocked the TMA fandom hasn't made an animatic to "Thats Not How the Story Goes" from A Series of Unfortunate Events, esp with how much this fandom likes to shitpost/meme. There is no happy endings in either show, Elias replaces Count Olaf in jail for that one line, Sasha and Tim replace the Baudelaire Parents esp with the line "a curtain rings down on this stage" and Tim explodes the circus, lol. If one of yall makes this, I wanna be credited in WingDings font in the bottom corner on the last frame.

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Media with immaculate vibes:

A Series of Unfortunate Events (Netflix show)

Scooby-Doo Mystery Incorporated (show)

Gravity Falls (Disney show)

Treasure Planet (Disney film)

Mystery Files (YouTube)

A Series of Unfortunate Events (film)

The Spiderwick Chronicles (film)

Ghost Files (YouTube)

Atlantis the Lost Empire (Disney film)

Lockwood and Co (Netflix show) (please save it)

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20 Writing Tips from H.P. Lovecraft

Lovecraft enumerates the twenty most common mistakes of young authors, “aside from those gross violations of syntax which ordinary education corrects,” and offers a common cure for all.

H.P. Lovecraft:

Erroneous plurals of nouns, as vallies or echos.

Barbarous compound nouns, as viewpoint or upkeep.

Want of correspondence in number between noun and verb where the two are widely separated or the construction involved.

Ambiguous use of pronouns.

Erroneous case of pronouns, as whom for who, and vice versa, or phrases like “between you and I,” or “Let we who are loyal, act promptly.”

Erroneous use of shall and will, and of other auxiliary verbs.

Use of intransitive for transitive verbs, as “he was graduated from college,” or vice versa, as “he ingratiated with the tyrant.”

Use of nouns for verbs, as “he motored to Boston,” or “he voiced a protest.”

Errors in moods and tenses of verbs, as “If I was he, I should do otherwise,” or “He said the earth was round.”

The split infinitive, as “to calmly glide.”

The erroneous perfect infinitive, as “Last week I expected to have met you.”

False verb-forms, as “I pled with him.”

Use of like for as, as “I strive to write like Pope wrote.”

Misuse of prepositions, as “The gift was bestowed to an unworthy object,” or “The gold was divided between the five men.”

The superfluous conjunction, as “I wish for you to do this.”

Use of words in wrong senses, as “The book greatly intrigued me,” “Leave me take this,” “He was obsessed with the idea,” or “He is a meticulous writer.”

Erroneous use of non-Anglicised foreign forms, as “a strange phenomena,” or “two stratas of clouds.”

Use of false or unauthorized words, as burglarize or supremest.

Errors of taste, including vulgarisms, pompousness, repetition, vagueness, ambiguousness, colloquialism, bathos, bombast, pleonasm, tautology, harshness, mixed metaphor, and every sort of rhetorical awkwardness.

Errors of spelling and punctuation, and confusion of forms such as that which leads many to place an apostrophe in the possessive pronoun its.

"Of all blunders, there is hardly one which might not be avoided through diligent study of simple textbooks on grammar and rhetoric, intelligent perusal of the best authors, and care and forethought in composition. Almost no excuse exists for their persistent occurrence, since the sources of correction are so numerous and so available."

Source

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Reblog if you or a loved one's perception and acceptance of their own gender and identity have been greatly affected by MAG 101 (Another Twist).

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Came to me in a vision.

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Miss Tumblr is literally immortal. All hail the chaos website.

can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bootlickers, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again

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TARDIS dragons

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Made a guy. A little goober. A bracelet boy. His name is Elijah. He lives on my wrist now. Protects my scars like a little guardian.

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I need to know.

Does anyone on this site still fw Redwall: The Animated Series?

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Sydney Presents these two cakes to Jedidiah and Jeddie promptly breaks down, crying inconsolably. Also one is way too moist and the other is way too dry. Sydney apologizes profusely for like a week afterwards.

cakes for when you die and get brought back but there's something wrong with you and everyone can tell

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Stickers or somthing I dont know

I'm so happy you guys like these! This actually means a lot to me to finally see art that I'm proud of get some attention! Thanks again!

ALSO

You are totally 100% fine with printing these out for yourself! AS LONG AS

You don't sell them

You don't claim they are yours

And you credit me when you post them

Thanks again you guys!

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This is sooo fucking Spiral coded it’s not even funny. Genuinely. How does one obtain this level of Twisting Deceit vibes. Micheal Distortion this you???

⬆️ Underlined (5)

↙️ Underlined (7)

↘️ Underlined (9)

Full series at Objkt

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Posting this again because it’s too silly not to.

Psst! Here! An unhinged little Soren and Fennel doodle. For the new year. For good luck. (P.S. don’t think too hard about why Fennel is missing an arm. I noticed it on the original template and thought it was funny enough to leave in.)

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Reasons to live:

spite

There are cats!!!!!

will wood sounds really groovy

You can say 'bazinga' to people

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no, I’m your ex. All of your exes

WAIT PEOPLE ON TUMBLR ARE REAL FUCKING PEOPLE

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Psst! Here! An unhinged little Soren and Fennel doodle. For the new year. For good luck. (P.S. don’t think too hard about why Fennel is missing an arm. I noticed it on the original template and thought it was funny enough to leave in.)