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Sydney Presents these two cakes to Jedidiah and Jeddie promptly breaks down, crying inconsolably. Also one is way too moist and the other is way too dry. Sydney apologizes profusely for like a week afterwards.

cakes for when you die and get brought back but there's something wrong with you and everyone can tell

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Stickers or somthing I dont know

I'm so happy you guys like these! This actually means a lot to me to finally see art that I'm proud of get some attention! Thanks again!

ALSO

You are totally 100% fine with printing these out for yourself! AS LONG AS

You don't sell them

You don't claim they are yours

And you credit me when you post them

Thanks again you guys!

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This is sooo fucking Spiral coded it’s not even funny. Genuinely. How does one obtain this level of Twisting Deceit vibes. Micheal Distortion this you???

⬆️ Underlined (5)

↙️ Underlined (7)

↘️ Underlined (9)

Full series at Objkt

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Posting this again because it’s too silly not to.

Psst! Here! An unhinged little Soren and Fennel doodle. For the new year. For good luck. (P.S. don’t think too hard about why Fennel is missing an arm. I noticed it on the original template and thought it was funny enough to leave in.)

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Reasons to live:

spite

There are cats!!!!!

will wood sounds really groovy

You can say 'bazinga' to people

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no, I’m your ex. All of your exes

WAIT PEOPLE ON TUMBLR ARE REAL FUCKING PEOPLE

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Psst! Here! An unhinged little Soren and Fennel doodle. For the new year. For good luck. (P.S. don’t think too hard about why Fennel is missing an arm. I noticed it on the original template and thought it was funny enough to leave in.)

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Also Sister Carpenter is so light-brown-hair coded. I don’t know how to describe it she just is (this might be projection because I have light brown hair lol.).

And while we’re at it: Juno Steel. Blue hair and pronouns. I am dying on this hill.

I feel like I base my headcannons about silly podcast men hair color around what I interpret their souls to be like.

Johnathan Sims has black hair (like his soul)

Arthur Lester is a ginger (he has no soul)

Cecil Palmer’s hair is *usually* a color only shrimp and scientists can see (unknowable soul)

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Martin ‘Kill Bill’ Blackwood, everyone.

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I have two friends who are absolutely obsessed with Imagine Dragons and apeshit fictional characters. BUT,,, one of them is pretty much emo boy Scott Pilgrim and the other is the purest soul known to man (DO NOT CORRUPT THIS BOY!!!). Should I or should I not drop Arcane: League of Legends on them. Tumblr help me out here.

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I feel like I base my headcannons about silly podcast men hair color around what I interpret their souls to be like.

Johnathan Sims has black hair (like his soul)

Arthur Lester is a ginger (he has no soul)

Cecil Palmer’s hair is *usually* a color only shrimp and scientists can see (unknowable soul)

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If rating romantic partners with something as futile and irrelevant as numbers was actually rational (it isn’t, there are a lot of different qualities to be had in relationships and personality traits that cannot be tracked in such a simple fashion) I would prolly be a 6.5/10- mainly because I would have qualified for a lobotomy in the 1950’s and also I am a compulsive liar due to my former life of crime (breaking every single rule all of my schools had as a child solely for the purpose of mischief and never getting caught cause I’m built different). And somehow my absolute 11/10 of a gf looked at this and ✨everything else✨ and decided that was hot actually… And then decided to flirt with me by saying that if we were spiders I would be dead already because she would have eaten me due to my considerably small and insignificant frame and because I was her ✨spider wife✨

I fell in love instantly.

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Intestinal cancer. So he can die like H.P. Lovecraft; the creator and namesake of his tormentors. So he can feel the pain of the very man who brought much pain upon him. And because I have no other idea of what to but here.

To combat the Arthur vaccination attempts -

Reblog this post to give Arthur Lester a random disease!

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My Chappell-ical Roan-mance

That’s it. That’s the post.

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Oh boy going to Five Guys as a woman.

It sure would be some absolutely unprecedented and never-before-seen event if some little twat of a teenage boy or some strangely perverse grown ass man were to try and turn a perfectly normal dinner outing into a sexual comment.

I sure love going to Five Guys as a woman.

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OINGO BOINGO MENTIONED???

I’m so normal about this band. This and Will Wood. Hehe haha I’m soooo normal about Autism white boy music.

Inktuneber Day 22

No One Lives Forever - Oingo Boingo

Not Halloween without an Oingo Boingo track! This one's a personal favorite, had it on repeat for a while. The colors from this one probably drew a bit from the album art tbh.

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Every single person who has ever used Tumblr ever is a goddamn loser go listen to Oingo Boingo or something you freaks.