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Art Credits: @actuallyzeropercent @jeannemaybedarc @jansendraws

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I think it would be really funny if Shen Yuan was a successful author in his first life. Like a high brow, award winning, people dissect his work in lit classes, successful writer. People think he’s reclusive and brooding in a J.D. Salinger way (he’s not, he’s just an antisocial nerd) and his books are super emotional and reflect on the human condition (an accident, SY genuinely does not realize when things are tragic, nor when they’re super homoerotic). He becomes Shang Qinghua’s literary hero, and yeah he wants to be able to write like him one day, but bad smut is what pays the bills regardless of what Peerless Cucumber has to say. So once they’ve both transmigrated, they’re arguing about his writing and SQH is like “Well if it’s so easy to write a book, why don’t you do it?!” and SY is like “I have, it’s not that hard.” (think Elle Woods talking about getting into Harvard energy) and SQH is all sarcastic “Let me guess, you were Shen Yuan in your past life? Pfft” and SY is just like “yeah, actually”. And SQH just blue screens because he cannot accept that this emotionally constipated doofus who’s read every chapter of his shitty smut book is the same guy who wrote a book that made him cry so hard he couldn’t breathe. He just turns around and walks away and then walks off the edge of Bai Zhan Peak like this.

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What if the Ravens didn't know how old–

THEY FUCKING KNEW

IT'S IN THE FUCKING TEXT

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tumblr the only social where you can't say that a character that victim blames a rape survivor (yes this is about thea) makes you uncomfortable bc they will call you a racist. you really be saying anything nowdays

it would be interesting to talk about the misogyny and the racism she as a black woman was forced to face in the nest but i guess throwing words at people that have every right to feel uncomfortable about the things she said (spoilers!! rape is a sensitive topic!! i wanted to tear my skin off when i read her line in tsc!!) is more important to some of you

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As someone who plays DnD, let me break down what’s going on with the mxtx characters:

SQQ is an example of what happens when someone puts all their points into Charisma and uses wisdom as a dump stat.

WWX is what happens when someone puts all their points into intelligence and never bothers to roll an insight check.

Xie Lian is what happens when someone has a character with fantastic stats, but cannot roll above a 5 to save their life.

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as much as i love the idea of someone (nicky) recording kevin acting like himself instead of his on-camera persona and going viral for it in a modern-day au, i also love the idea of kevin having a sixth sense for when a camera is pointed at him.

like:

kevin cussing all of them out at a practice and then in the middle of a sentence going from screaming to saying mildly, "and i just expect a lot from you, and i want you all to try your best". a pause. then, several foxes at once, go "what the fuck". kevin looks straight into the camera of nicky's phone.

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after a night at eden's, nicky enters the living room in the columbia house where kevin's sleeping on the sofa, turns the ceiling lights on and loudly says "wakey, wakey, kevin! ice cream's for breakfast" in a singsongy voice.

hungover, just awoken kevin, without turning around to look at nicky, just goes "good morning, nicky. just an omelet for me, please."

nicky turns the camera around to film his own face and sighs exaggeratedly.

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Genderbent modern au

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i do think riko and neil couldve matched each others freak like crazy in the nest if neil had grown up a raven...i just also think it probably would've led to like some really weird sex and then at least 4 murders.

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mary taking neil away before he could go to the nest actually robbed us of the manipulative wife poisoning your food she prepared for dinner sly smile you both know its poisoned but you eat it anyway neilriko dynamic... the slow carefully built self led destructive downfall of riko but with the twist that neil is there by his side the entire time even as he orchestrates it...kevjean children of divorced parents type dynamic...

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further illustrating my neil at the beginning of the series point with this meme i made on my phone in two minutes

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hey. hey. Seth never got to participate in the Foxes sleepover post-Baltimore.

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on hope & survival & neil josten

The Foxhole Court, Nora Sakavic/ The King's Men, Nora Sakavic/ A Little Devil in America, Hanif Abdurraqib/ Hope in the Dark, Rebecca Solnit/ Hope is a Scary Thing - Carol Ades/ The Ambler Warning, Robert Ludlum/ Shawshank Redemption, Stephen King/ Etcetera, e.e. cummings/ hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but I have it - Lana Del Rey/ The Raven King, Nora Sakavic/ I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor/ august - Taylor Swift

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I don't know the author, I found the art on Pinterest!!!!

|Xie Lian|: Eh?...San Lan, what happened? Why are you crying?

|Hua Chen|: ...– I didn't answer anything.

|Xie Lian|: M!

Hua Chen kissed Gege on the lips and began to calm down

Xie Lian: °[thoughts]°– So that's it! Cutie...

And then they hang out together.

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thinking about neil "wow im so good at being normal" josten jumping a foot in the air like a hissing cat scared by a cucumber everytime he got a text notification. i think andrew and nicky were doing studies on him that first week w a phone

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I guess I just like to draw sleeping cuties…

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my aroace icon

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“i want jeremy to get a red card” “i want cat to get a red card” okay whatever i want lucas to get the trojans their first red card defending jean and then i want jean to get the trojans their second red card by immediately decking lucas