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I like nomenclature (Organizing organisms by taxonomy)

I don't know if it surprises people if more so they just don't know a whole lot about it

What’s a hobby or interest you have that surprises people?

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I liked using the plague doctor mask in among us, and plague was shorter than plague doctor, and one thing led to another and here we are

What's the story behind your url?

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I took my second ADHD pill a little too late I guess because it was suddenly 4 am and I made this thing about why parasitic organisms are shaped like ways and how to consider that for your fiction settings. Raw text version below the cut for people with busted seeing:

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occasional snack or mate/snack

i wish i was a tarantula in my hole. cozy. only disturbed by the occasional snack

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obsessed with this photo my friend took out of her window of just a random ass wild rat in her lemon tree. who is he

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You fall asleep face down on the floor ONE TIME and they never let you forget

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Good news of October 2024

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i will never understand those people who lean into being afraid of all bugs. like ok dude i dont really think it's very cool of you to break your light fixture trying to kill a shieldbug. a bug that doesnt even bite. a bug so clumsy they can get stuck on their backs like turtles. oh? it might fly at you? and do what? so do butterflies. oh? it might stink ? yes my friend it smells like cilantro and goes away super fast. it's not a skunk. if you put your finger in front of one they will literally just walk onto your hand and let you carry them outside without injury. if you even care

theres another video following this same foreshadowing trend where dudes sitting in the car holding what looks like ?? a tarantula in a paper packet??? and then screams and throws it ???? howd he even get a tarantula??? dropping a tarantula kills or really hurts it ??? i cant tell.

i dont know. theyre just animals . except crunchier than you're used to. don't reply to this with stupid bug hating rants or i'll send locusts upon your garden

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New DnD Spell

Perpetual Vicious Mockery

You do psychic damage by just repeating everything your foe says in an annoyingly stupid voice

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Might as well add to this:

My mom had suddenly gone from not being able to keep weight on to suddenly gaining a bunch of weight an not being able to get it off.

She went to a bunch of doctors who all just said that she just needed to try harder because she was just fat.

Eventually she got to a doctor that told her she had hypothyroidism, so she couldn't lose weight because her body wasn't making enough metabolically to get rid of it.

My family has history of thyroid problems, but of course none of them took that into consideration and just assumed it was her being fat

I work at a daycare with infants.

One of our baby girls is fat, in the 99th percentile for her age. She is super cute and sweet. Lately, she has been sick with various breathing issues, so she has been reluctant to take her bottles. Normally, she’ll take 4 ounces of formula at lunch and 8 ounces in the afternoon. Today, I was lucky to get to her take 5 all day.

There was a substitute covering a lunch break in my classroom today. We emphasized to her that we need to keep trying to get the baby to drink her bottle until she finished it. She said, “Why are you guys so worried about taking her bottle?”

My coworker replied, “That’s where all her nutrients are. She needs the nutrients and the water.”

To which the substitute replied, “But she’s so fat. She doesn’t need it.”

Thin privilege is a small, pretty baby getting better childcare because the caretaker doesn’t think she’s too fat to be allowed to eat.

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I work at a daycare with infants.

One of our baby girls is fat, in the 99th percentile for her age. She is super cute and sweet. Lately, she has been sick with various breathing issues, so she has been reluctant to take her bottles. Normally, she’ll take 4 ounces of formula at lunch and 8 ounces in the afternoon. Today, I was lucky to get to her take 5 all day.

There was a substitute covering a lunch break in my classroom today. We emphasized to her that we need to keep trying to get the baby to drink her bottle until she finished it. She said, “Why are you guys so worried about taking her bottle?”

My coworker replied, “That’s where all her nutrients are. She needs the nutrients and the water.”

To which the substitute replied, “But she’s so fat. She doesn’t need it.”

Thin privilege is a small, pretty baby getting better childcare because the caretaker doesn’t think she’s too fat to be allowed to eat.

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Moody Street, Koo Wee Rup, Victoria.

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I had a dream that I witnessed something so funny that I needed to draw a comic about it, but nobody in the dream wanted to have a look at the comic or read it. I don't remember anything else about the dream but I needed to draw the comic and show y'all what it was.

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one day you’re going haha wouldnt it be funny if i did a complete 180 on my career path for the bit and then a year later you’re enrolled in a college anatomy class despite not having taken a science class in 6 years and you fear you may in fact be girlbossing too close to the sun

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This behavior I am absolutely against

Without naming names, this is a particular individual that spent their whole time on the servers and my accounts doing anything to get on a video, even when it’s moments of my life where I felt vulnerable enough to share

Only for it be seen as opportunity for a “funny”

Don’t be like this guy