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the soup du jour

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Oscaecilia ochrocephala sure is

who up considering they tetrapod

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Pathogen assigned: Neotestudina rosatii

Cause of white grain mycetoma, species of ascomycete fungus

Spread via: Subcutaneous implantation from soil

Guys I think there's something wrong with my cinnamon roll

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"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

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....I mean you're not wrong but let me chew him

have. have you heard of miles edgeworth

i think hes quite chewable

*sighs and opens up google*

he looks like he belongs in libertys kids

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i connected two dots

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He just

>:(

Soop

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bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis

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Yeah I've heard stories exactly like this from professors

hello hellsitegenetics. do u know how to stop wanting to eat electrophoresis gel

the craving never stops you just have to get good at eating it when the lab supervisors arent looking

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Lappet moth caterpillar, Trabala sp., Lasiocampidae

Photographed in Malaysia by Frank Deschandol // Instagram

Shared with permission; do not remove credit or re-post!

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hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

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fuckign CREATURE

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I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

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this is a cat :3

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Dammit wrong blog, but yes do

Hey, so this is a very odd thing to do, but I created an archive of all the organisms you've identified of this blog: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1jyhnZ9WEmxYnHCy1Fp_Dv8BBFWYrRg8y8Xt0z0Bjk00/edit?gid=0#gid=0

It's currently organized by scientific name alphabetically

If you want editing rights just message me and let me know what works

Appreciate your gimmick <3

this is actually the coolest fucking thing ever, oh my god. i love it

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