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whenever i get high i do this thing i like to call “phineas and ferb-ing”

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you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

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oh so we're doing scooby doo crimes now

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would you like to guest star on dr. phil with me so he can send us to a wilderness camp to die of exposure to the elements?

yes. and i think we should be homoerotic enemies. what's ur email

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hello i am the first tumblr user ever. p lease make a video abiut me and also free me

david karp?????????????????????

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Everyone at my elementary school was convinced that maraschino cherries were made out of several different cherries "frankenstiened" together to make an "artificial cherry", whatever that means

What’s the most ridiculous thing you believed as a child?

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Oh no this is gonna be a new obsession

guys i just found out about this site that does a daily guessing game, it’s phylogenetic wordle- so fun!!!

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He feet too godtam big for him he

i think maybe we could spend less time thinking about things that make us angry and more time thinking about other stuff

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Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

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I made this so now all y'all have to look at it.

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masks and helmets that hides someone's face in such a way that they become the face themselves my beloved

these are all creatures to me

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Yeah I don't think that's correct

My bf just told me Kasper looks like he should be in class with Caillou??

Idk what this means Tumblr pls diagnose my son

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We had an arachnologist come in as a guest lecturer in my entomology class, and more recently she's been doing a bunch of research on these guys. They apparently have interesting mating rituals

From here. If you think arachnids with long legs are just scary please watch this solifugid dig her nest (or try to) like SUCH a goofy little person creature. Look how she shoves dirt with her mouth and then gives it a little pat. Is she even making any progress?!

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No matter what a post on tumblr tries to tell you, your moral and ethical stances will never be determined by what you reblog and what you scroll past. Don’t let manipulation tactics force you into doing anything you don’t want to do.

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This is the level of hyperanalystic bullshit I live for

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I was sent a tweet of a donut

.....I'm sorry for hole jokes again

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Bug day, where everyone goes outside and finds a bunch of bugs, celebrating all of the bugs of the world

If you could invent a new holiday, what would it celebrate and how would people observe it?