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Perhaps you could do something with this:

been in a creative LUL this week, sorry guys

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It is infinitely funnier when people use vague answers to accusations that don’t deny that they did do the thing, for instance:

“Did you break that vase?”

“I might or might not have done so, yes.”

Or:

“Who put laundry detergent in the dishwasher?”

“That’s neither here nor there, but the possibility remains that I could be the culprit.”

It just makes them seem like they’re still coming to terms with their own dumbassery. I don’t know, but bottom line: Me likey.

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This is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen.

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I personally didn’t see the issue

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Hey science side of tumblr, why is mint the default flavour of toothpaste?

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Murstensdalen nature reserve in Västmanland, Sweden (November 6, 2020).

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#15 is so relatable

mutual 1: I want to turn that man's prostate into silly putty

mutual 2: here's smth i doodled during science class lol

mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history :]

mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming

mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god

mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car....it's so intimate....turning him on....

mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo's arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he's being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities

mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday

mutual 9: "scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality" god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄

mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO

mutual 11: guys we're not getting a new album

mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats

mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don't even listen to.....

mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it

mutual 15: i'm going to fall into lake michigan

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I await the inquisition

Radom

Every person who reblogs this

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The Venn diagram of people who’ve watched Avatar the Last Airbender and people who enjoyed it, is a complete circle.

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L

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Dog: *pleading eyes*

“Can I help you with your taxes?”

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Follow me gargoyles

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Great, I make this

Thunderous

Announcement as to my arrival, like a herald trumpeting praises of the lord whom he serves, and my first

Ever

Interaction is from… a bot.

Why

Hehe

BIG

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Hehe

BIG