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untitled goose game works because if i was playing a human person i would still feel terrible for attacking people at random and stealing their possessions even though i know that neither i nor they are real, but since i'm doing all of that as my bastardsona i feel that it is not only my right but my duty to inflict as much havoc and mild vexation as possible on the unsuspecting population of NPCs

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Repurposed the brooder for winter for the button quail.

They seem to be enjoying it.

Maybe a little too much.

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Di Feisheng slams into the ground shoulder first, his body plowing a furrow easily twice its own length before finally coming to a halt.

"A-Fei!"

Before Fang Duobing can rush to his side, Li Lianhua restrains him with a hand on his arm. Fang Duobing turns towards him to protest, to yank his arm free - only to see him complete focused on the direction that Di Feisheng came from.

Two dots, one red and one black, rapidly growing larger, growing closer, until they reveal themselves to be two men, gliding through the air and clearly preparing to land.

Even from this distance the sheer power rolling off the pair of them is - immense. Li Lianhua at his best is a brightly burning bonfire of qi lighting up the night.

These two?

These two are a forest fire.

The man in red touches down first and starts walking towards them, his weapon left at his side.

Fang Duobing shakes off Li Lianhua and draws his blade with an order to stop, but the man doesn't even bother to look at him, just walks past as if he's little more than air and comes to a halt by the wreck of Di Feisheng.

There's a groan and Di Feisheng turns, slowly, half his limbs angled every way except the ones they are supposed to go. He squints up at the man in red and his hand somehow fumbles for the sword that's fallen by his side.

The man in red frowns down at him, then glances back at where the man in black has landed. The man in black nods at him, once.

The man in red reaches into his sleave and Li Lianhua manages to stop Fang Duobing again before he does something foolishly heroic. As it turns out, it's not some knife or other weapon that's being fished out. Just something small and round that he drops on Di Feisheng's chest.

A fumble with his still working arm and Di Feishing lifts what turns out to be a tiny medicine bottle. He glares suspiciously at it, then at the man in red.

"Well?" the man says with an impatient note, then nods towards the man in black.

The man in black, the old horror standing a few feet away, who is - jabbing his fingers in a complicated pattern against his acupoints, locking down meridians until he is almost, just almost like a regular person.

Almost.

Apparently satisfied with the result he holds out his hand, summoning a wicked looking halberd to him and spinning it one-handed before coming to an attentive rest.

Fang Duobing makes a confused sounds, but Di Feishing seems to have already grasped what he needs of the situation and is shaking the pill he's been offered straight into his mouth.

The man in red looks back at Fang Duobing and Li Lianhua, not even bothering to turn to face them properly.

"It's not every day the Venerable accepts an invitation to spar."

The sound of Di Feisheng's body putting itself properly back together, bones cracking as they straighten and flesh slurping as it t´fuses, is sickening, and yet the man does not make a single noise.

He rolls to his feet, shedding his outer robe with a shrug and kneeling to pick up his sword from the ground. Then he looks up, and there's a grin on his face, his blood-spattered lips curling back from his teeth in a snarl.

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If you were here for the April Fool's boops, then you just know I had to take advantage of this opportunity to make the Halloween spoopy BOOps into permanent gifs too. :)

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FANGS OF FORTUNE 大梦归离 (2024) dir. Edward Guo, Luo Luo, Wei Nan

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Cnetizens: 'OMG TV shows in the 90's were much better than today''We were so well fed in the past'

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Petition to bring back the boop function next year for the ides of March where instead of a paw on the screen it’s a little knife that Caesar gets stabbed with

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A single word of 'dawn' awakened me. The day breaks. Thank you for turning my dark night into a dawn.

大梦归离 · Fangs of Fortune · 2024

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thinking about edvard munch's "The Sun" (1911)

like yeah thats how it feels. thats what it feels like to exist sometimes. he gets it

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There’s this guy in town who owns this little house, and a while back he rescued a street dog that was going to get put down. Turned out she was pregnant.

Problem is, he has mental health & drug issues and couldn’t afford to get them all spayed & neutered, so now there are 6 grown bitches with 15 puppies total, and they’ve dug under his fence in multiple places but he can’t afford to fix it so they go roaming all around town. (When I say can’t afford it, I mean his house is currently running on a generator because he can’t afford his electric bill.) He’s also a day laborer so he cannot take multiple full days off work to take them to the vet an hour away. He’s in a really rough spot.

He’s not a bad person. He’s just overwhelmed.

And this little conservative town with 6 churches for 300 people, have they tried to help their neighbor? Have they adopted the puppies he’s been trying to give away? Have they offered resources?

NOPE! All they wanna do is talk shit about him and complain about the dogs but never lift a finger of their own. And they come to his house to yell at him and cuss him out about the dogs, which does not exactly engender in him a cooperative attitude, as you might imagine.

So after a while of this going on, my mom gets fed up with all the NIMBY bullshit and starts talking to the guy, because she’s done animal rescue for 20-odd years and has Connections. He’s resistant at first, but when he realizes she’s not being an asshole to him on account of his addiction or the dogs, he decides to let her help.

She gets to work organizing and networking. Finds a non-profit that will cover vaccinations, spay/neuter, and flea treatments for all the dogs. Talks the next-door neighbor into paying for materials to fix the fence, since this guy can do the work of it himself. Gets him in touch with another non-profit that will adopt out the adult dogs.

Less than 2 weeks after she decided to do something, all puppies have been to the vet, 10 puppies and 4 adult dogs have been adopted out, and the second non-profit is coming by next week to pick up the remaining 7 dogs to ship them out for adoption.

I’ve learned a lot of things from my mom—some good, some bad—but I think the most important positive message she lives as an example of is this: sometimes, when something needs done and no one else is willing, you gotta stand up and say “I’ll do it.”

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i was supposed to finish this as full illustration for some inctober list but i gave up so here

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“ooh garlic salt isn’t real” yeah well neither is your MARRIAGE after i’m done FUCKING YOUR HUSBAND and afterwards he eats my delicious cooking that i seasoned with GARLIC SALT. FUCK YOU

i think. you sent this to the wrong person. but im enamoured with your energy. you can have my metaphorical husband you deserve her

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Video by The Panda Redd on TikTok

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Vimes and micro Sam

Where is my cow?

I love Thud sm

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Hey is anybody having trouble with those Captcha test things lately? Mine are getting kinda weird and I’m even not too sure what to click on

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Belphie somehow got out and into the neighbour’s yard yesterday. when they came to my door, they described him as a “short-haired cat” which I thought was really flattering

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i’m only on reddit for r/Kevin