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Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

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you’re going about your business when a large health bar saying YETI 500/500 HP appears

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remember when i said every presidential election comes down to the absolute most checked the fuck out people in the country

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listening to old linkin park for the first time and damn they were ahead of their time

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ok here's my 27 ish top most downloaded artists on windows media player. can someone recommend me music or psychoanalyze me or kill me

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The thing you have to keep in mind about Moby Dick is that it’s an explicitly anti-racist text written by a white guy in the 1850s. So you end up with stuff like Ishmael spending an entire paragraph complimenting a Polynesian guy on his skull shape.

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get high and listen to linkin park

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women

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I love "progresssive rock". And dont worry, boys. It's not as woke as it might sound.

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STOP THE COUNT!

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our house has an apartment-size kitchen and it's driving me bananas bcuz i want 1 billion kitchen items. what do u mean i can't have 10 different pots that do different things. but they do different things!?

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im nearing the end of watching stone ocean rn and im getting a little worried

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Looking rough for both of them thus far

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