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i just know yin hanjiang was having the most lovely dreams of his life when wenren e got that ability to possess people with his blood yhj would be standing there thinking like wow........ the venerable could be inside me........ doing whatever he wants to my body ........ this is my purpose in life i know it ....... then hed be screaming crying vomiting whenever he woke up

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With severance season 2 around the corner it’s time for me to share the time I accidentally watched 4 minutes of an episode on mute and thought it was a brilliant way to show the sensory deprivation experienced by the innies

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I know adverbs are controversial, but "said softly" means something different than "whispered" and this is the hill I will die on.

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“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it

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I feel like normies think of tumblr as the fanart and aesthetic and gifset website but real tumblrinas know that our most culturally significant output and our lifeblood is the humble text post

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“From whence you came” is a classic place to send back a foul beast

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If I see that cowboy flesh hat and one more goddamn time

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Absolutely nothing worse than finding out that you share interests with someone you hate. Has you thinking things like fuck you I'm better at enjoying star wars than you are

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Absolutely nothing worse than finding out that you share interests with someone you hate. Has you thinking things like fuck you I'm better at enjoying star wars than you are

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A bad photoshop will always be funnier than an AI image no matter what

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(non-exhaustive) list of things luo binghe has gotten jealous over in increasing order of absurdity:

liu qingge

yue qingyuan

gongyi xiao

zhuzhi-lang

shang qinghua

himself (alternate universe)

the ladies that try to set him up while binghe is de-aged

madam meiyin

liu mingyan

the three nuns

tianlang-jun

ning yingying

ming fan

stair sweeper

himself (younger version - dream)

himself (younger version - past self)

himself (younger version - temporarily de-aged self)

all of qing jing mountain peak

all of cang qiong mountain sect

the entire cultivation world

the entire human race

himself (literally just himself)

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fun fact you can use your blinker to show others you are changing lanes

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Make sure you say "I wonder what they're doing right now..." about your comic relief friends every now and then so the episode can cut to their B plot

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I cannot stress the importance of paying attention in language classes in high school. Maybe the reason why your English teacher taught you about unreliable narrators is because a lot of the media around you is written by unreliable narrators posing as reliable. Maybe they gave you assignments on interpreting texts so you could draw your own conclusions about news articles. Some of you clearly thought English classes were useless in high school and now are unable to engage critically with media.