eveylutionsthehufflepuff

[eveylutionsthehufflepuff]

Ok, you need to learn how to take a joke, and if this post is “so shitty” then why don’t you leave the fuck alone, stop messing with my best friend you asshole

Whenever I was at The Wizarding World of Harry Potter I got a Slytherin shirt to change into since the one I had on was wet . I eventually had to leave but on the way out my friend and I went to an arcade. When I was playing a claw machine a girl passed me and said “ew a Slytherin” and so I turned around and said the appropriate thing to say in the moment “ew a fat ugly bitch”

Never the less I have no doubts that I am a Slytherin.

(It’s called a joke for anyone who takes it as an offense)

[eveylutionsthehufflepuff]

Harry: I wanna die

Draco: ...

Draco: I wanna dye my hair

[eveylutionsthehufflepuff]

Ron: *walking to Harry’s bed* WAKE UP SLEEPY HEAD!!

Harry: *gets up*

Draco: *gets up* Dude wtf

Ron: ...

Ron: *dying of laughter*

[eveylutionsthehufflepuff]

Drarry in the apocalypse

Harry: Look! Survivors!

Draco: *looking at Hermione* Ooh! She’s kinda cute!

Harry: *shoots Hermione*

Draco: ...

Harry: WOOPS!!

[eveylutionsthehufflepuff]

Drarry!!

Draco: Spell me

Harry: M-e

Draco: You forgot the d

Harry: There’s no d in me

Draco: *winks* Not yet

Harry: ...

Harry: *blushes*