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everyone should agree that this is the best thing ever
Swansea’s wife design☀️
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once you start saying shit like "yayy" "yippee" and "hehe" theres no going back
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I just got my assignment back from my english teacher
The assignment was to write a Gothic inspired text since it was close to Halloween when we wrote it, and she expected us to write about kids going to a haunted house while trick and treating and getting scared and running away.
I wrote 8 pages of an angel watching his secret (demon) lover being brutally tortured in front of him while a priest was trying to purify the angel again since he had been "corrupted by the demon". So the angel brutally murder everyone, burns down the church, bury his lover and kills himself on the lovers grave.
#she should've specified if she didn't want to read 8 pages of gay angel x demon angst#I spent 8 hours purely researching Christian mythology just to make sure I has historicly accurate names and cultural detail#My old english and religions teacher would be proud of me#anyways I got an A and a very concerned email from my teacher#Worth it
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Can i be sensitive for 1 second or will i be tackled and killed
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I fucking hate tomatoes but fucking love ketchup
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I don't know who set up the octopus konig au, but it's cute.
His kiss had the damp smell of the deep sea
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~So sweet our boy keeping his food warm with the mask~
🍴Aching Cravings-series🥴#1
-hope you like this one <3 Took me so long and i just keep doing the same style I wanted to change haha :’) I want to do quantity and here i come doing pixel art with every single draw I beggin.
IMAGE EDITED (I felt like I just put a background and edit really quickly and it looked bad so i change it a little c: hope I make it better)
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I’ve come back, but I am not the same cabbage as before. And for that, I am truly sorry.
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You know the drill— tap for ✨better quality✨
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