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// WAH

Not so new Nintendo muse blog, too lazy to make a proper promo, so here’s a thing. If you’re willing to RP with a Waluigi, like or reblog please!

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box-of-characters:

sWEATS

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box-of-characters replied to your post: “AT LAST, WALUIGI IS DONE! NOW YOU CAN LOOK AT ME...

*Maria voice* using the word “awesome” loosely, right?

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“Don’t make Waluigi get out the fish net again.”

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“AT LAST, WALUIGI IS DONE! NOW YOU CAN LOOK AT ME AND BASK IN THE AWESOMENESS THAT IS WALUIGI! WAHAHA!”

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Characters icons from Mario Hoops 3-on-3 (2006).

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“NO PEEKIN’ AT THE BLOG!”

“Or else Waluigi will be forced to punish you via interpretive dance!”

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... follows back the several blogs that followed him.

“Okay, Waluigi’s job is done! Till’ next time!”

Nyooms.

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WALUIGI LOSE

“HOW DARE YOU.”

“WALUIGI ALWAAAAAAAYS WIN!”

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box-of-characters replied to your post “GOOD EVENING, FELLOW WALUIGI ENTHUSIASTS!” “Though it appears the…”

*Maria voice* I hear if you say “eggplant” in the mirror five times at midnight a walking stick man appears

“Egg-a plant. Egg-a plant. Egg-a plant. Egg-a plant. Egg-a plant....... HEY! WALUIGI ONLY SEES HIMSELF! WHAT KINDA DUMB JOKE IS TH-... “

“...”

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“GOOD EVENING, FELLOW WALUIGI ENTHUSIASTS!”

“Though it appears the mun is giving attention to-a Wario and em’ stupid waifus, Waluigi shall do what Waluigi does best and scheeeeme for my grand return! Just you-a wait!”

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“... I mean it!”

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box-of-characters:

“You’re quite welcome~”

When Waluigi took his fill of the various candies, Tsuki went about carefully unwrapping one herself before placing it in her mouth. Human sweets were so good! And there was so much more variety than on the moon.

“Hmhmm, I am just a traveler. Do you think I’m something else?” Technically not a lie on that one, but she was curious.

Oh, wait. These were actually pretty good indeed. She wasn’t expecting any form of compensation, right? Because Waluigi literally could not come up with a thing on the spot... nor did he probably want to in the first place (this is Waluigi we’re talking about still).

“I dunno. Waluigi could’ve sworn you thought it was fiesta fun times instead and lookin’ to pin some donkey with a tail.” He motioned towards the blindfold wrapped around her face.

“Plus you look fancy all dressed up like-a that.”

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box-of-characters:

“Pity? Forgive me, I did not mean that. I suppose I can give this candy to someone else then-”

There we go. No one can say no to delicious snacks. The deity tilted her head, smiling as she offered a handful.

“Here, take as many as you like.”

Muttering to himself, he began taking a piece or two... ah, make that several more to a handful. Waluigi got zero candy tonight and now may be his only chance.

“T-Thanks... “ He said with an obviously begrudging tone, though it didn’t stop him from already unwrapping one to pop into his mouth.

“Say, if that ain’t a costume, what the heck are you s’posed to be anyway? Waluigi would do anything to look naturally perfect for the season, even if Waluigi looks perfect in every other scenario.”

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box-of-characters:

“Hmhmm, I highly doubt you look like that!” Though, he did have a rather interesting silhouette….

“Would you care for some of mine, then? I fear I got so much that I can’t eat all of it myself, and there is plenty to pick from.”

“Please! Waluigi doesn’t need your stinkin’ pity, and definitely no dumb candy!” Huffs to the side, glances at the candy, huffs some more, then finally has the ‘dang it what am I doing’ look.

“... fine, maybe just a few.”

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box-of-characters:

“How interesting. I got candy because of my outfit!”

“They said it was a nice costume, however…. Does it really look like one?”

“Join the club.”

“At least you got candy! Everyone thought Waluigi was out to eat them or somethin’! Like, do I really look that frightening and unpleasant!?”

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With such a goofy-looking "costume," this guy MUST be participating. Olimar's son and daughter run up to him, baskets out, before their father can stop them. // "TRICK OR TREAT!" they shout in unison.

Well, this was an utter disappointment. He goes throughout the entirety of October without even picking a costume -- even with many to choose from the dollar store! But in the end, he learned that his ideal costume was with him all this time.

Not that Waluigi was very happy about it.

“TRICK OR... WHAT!? WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS, SOME SORTA CHARITY!?”

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He’s clearly amused by the spooky selfie feature.