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TALBOT, NICOLAS.

    ❝ duly noted, gran. just so we’re clear, you’re not the only one who likes hanging out with him. you forget who’s spent his entire youth with your favorite. plus, i’m the older one. would be weird of me not to fit the stereotype of the brooding face, wouldn’t it. nevertheless, i think we should involve ourselves too much. and don’t even think about setting up double dates with you in the middle! that reminds me, you got any old outfits laying around? for the wedding.  ❞

❛ I’m aware, Nicolas, I’m aware! We Talbots have always been the BREAKERS of stereotypes. I’ve been a strong woman since the TWENTIES, I made your grandfather take my last name -- now YOURS as well .. there’s no need to make yourself miserable, child. Outfits? For the wedding? I don’t have any LAYING AROUND, no. The mother of the groom gets her own outfit anew, if I’m not selected as a bridesmaid. ❜

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STUBIE !

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❝ You know, Mother, I always expected I’d become your biggest mistake. I should never have moved back to Connecticut. ❞

❛ Robert, Robert ---- please speak less. It’s FAR too early in the morning to deal with such a grating personality. Though I’m positively ENTHUSED you have found a common ground with me on my opinions of your whereabouts. ❜

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RAYMOND !

❝ I suppose once the headache subsides, I’ll reminisce about her younger years. A pity, they grow big, and you cease to have a bond beyond blood ties. Your family is splendid - they’re yours - I imagine the separation is hard. Ah, yes. My wife and I. ❞ Undoubtedly supervising the cleaning crew, or scouring Marshall Fields for a handbag.  ❝ It amazes me still, no man currently has the pleasure of calling himself your husband. ❞

❛ And it amazes me that you’ve married such a woman as you have --- she’s lovely, I’m sure, but ... opposites attract, I suppose. How is life over at your home, Raymond? With you. ❜

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NICOLAS !

    ❝ i’m not a stickler . .  —– i just think it’s my duty to complain sometimes. rules are there to make things stable. not a bad thing to like, nana. you should be his grandma, not head of a band of robbers. ❞

❛ You can be both, Nicolas. Just because I’m a grandmother doesn’t mean I’m not allowed to have fun. THIS is precisely why I would go to Mickey for things like this. You abide the law like you absolutely have to. ❜

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[ me last night vc ] the rest of the replies will come tomorrow ... i got MOSt of them ., , . , , y’all shld be proud. 

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     ❝ you’re NOT planning a felony, are you, nana. true that. he was a smart man, our grandpa. married to an extremely smart woman. the favorite grandson would know. don’t answer that, actually —— i know it’s mickey. that idiot has a great smile. even as a baby. ❞

❛ Oh, you know I don’t pick favorites, Nicky. But if I DID, I would be more 𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙙 to let Mickey know of any felonies. Much less of a stickler than you are. Not a bad thing, dearie, mind you. Someone needs to follow the rules. ❜

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FILED UNDER: talbot, nicolas.

    ❝ business and private life must be seperated —– - a lesson i learned from grandpa himself. it’s what’s essential to success. i, for one, can fake a smile. you should try some time. but if it calms your soul: if cynthia harrington ever seeks out shelter at the inn, the only space we have is the broom closet. ❞

&. ——— ❛ Is that a promise, Nicolas? Perhaps some FLOOD and FIRE needs to land her in need of the Inn for a while. On the ... down low, as they say, of course. My private life doesn’t need to mingle with your business, especially. ❜

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talbot, nicolas.

                ❝ yeah: five times in a row. time to let go, nana. you’re a proper class act on your own, no need for harassment. ❞

❛ I hold things to the grave, Nicky. A lesson you should LEARN if you want to keep running business as successful as you are. Fuck you over once, they’ll all do it again. ❜

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daddy atkins.

  ❛ I do hope that the fall weather has been treating you well, Evelyn. I should hate for a woman, with your grace, to fall victim to a cold spread by lesser-town residents. My wife sends her best wishes, and hopes you will dine with us soon. My offspring has vacated the premises, at last.  ❜

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❛ Oh, you’ll miss her soon enough. I was always relieved when my children & grandchildren were gone, and then within a few weeks I was missing their presence. Though the loneliness I have now will surely subside after a lovely dinner with you and your ... wife. ❜

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nicolas.

    ❝ OKAY, then. what exactly makes you better than cynthia harrington. a few more ex-husbands? ❞

❛ At least I made it to the altar. ❜

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scout.

     ❛   is that supposed to IMPRESS, grams ? after all that … after sucking the DUST outta dozen of your ex-hubbies & receiving less than LAVISh facials–– you still ended up in fucktown, nowhere. it’s DEPRESSING. maybe you’re the one who should be taking that advice, huh ? i’ll be out of here in no time, but – you ? you might want to redecorate the parlour with one of your, happily deceased, husband’s shotguns. you’d be doing yourself a favour, cruella.   ❜

❛ Perhaps you should be worrying more about the fact that you will be back here in no time after spending all your Daddy’s money on alcohol to down with your Adderall and anti-depressants because you will then realise that you are far too full of yourself to succeed outside of Sheffield, Connecticut. But if I shoot myself, Miss Atkins, perhaps the drama of it all will distract from your walk of shame back home. Though, if you would like to have a new companion once you return, I can introduce you to my friend Cynthia. You two are very much alike. ❜ 

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are you cool enough for the sheffield boyz? apply now.

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Next week is my 6 months anniversary with Amy, should I do something special ?

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anal?

Ladies don’t have sex and tell! Explains why I’ve never been ladylike. It isn’t my cup of tea, but sexual liberation is IMPORTANT. God gave you multiple holes for a reason, dear. 

XOXO NANA TALBOT

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would you ever fuck me

Perhaps.

XOXO NANA TALBOT

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❖ were u present during the birth of jesus?

❛ Jesus Christ? I would pray to him not, mangers smell disgusting. As in Jesus, any old regular man, the woman sharing my room during the birth of my first child named her son Jesus. I suppose I was, then. Though I will not tolerate the implications of this question again. ❜

XOXO NANA TALBOT