evantheodore
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evantheodore · 4 years ago
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Happy Birthday to @evantheodore! 
Today he turns 24 years old!
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evantheodore · 4 years ago
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leiahummel​:
So, I’m watching How the Grinch Stole Christmas. The Jim Carrey version, you know, the superior one, not that creepy one that aired a few nights ago. And I wanna talk about that for a second. So if you’ve seen the movie, you’ll know what I’m talking about.
 In the movie, the Grinch goes up to Mt. Krumpet when he’s a kid and he doesn’t return to Whoville until the Cheermeister celebration. There’s that scene where he’s going off about Christmas, because he gets all of Whoville’s trash. And people getting bored with their Christmas gifts after two weeks, so they throw it away in the “Dump it to Krumpet” trash chute. So, if the Grinch hasn’t been down to Whoville in a couple of decades…where did Max come from? *Childhood ruining-pause as you realize Max (his dog) is one of those gifts* 
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Why would you do this to me on my birthday?
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evantheodore · 4 years ago
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Evan had wanted to get a tattoo for as along as he could remember and today was the day he had finally decided to walk into the shop to see his options. He only knew Everett in passing, mostly when the older male would stop by the Cafe, but it had been a while since Evan had stopped working. Evan naturally smiled at his words, thinking he was about to joke with him but then he looked up to see the snow storm out the window. “Oh, fuck.” He commented
Send ❄️ for our muses to get snowed in together
winter & holiday starter meme / accepting
Evan and Everett didn’t know each other too well, but the handsome younger male had stopped by the shop when a huge storm started. Snow began to fall really slow at first, but then there was a blizzard and freezing cold wind and when they had finished talking… they were inside the shop, snow everywhere. “Houston we have a problem” Everett sighed as he looked at the other man. 
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evantheodore · 4 years ago
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☃️ Winter & Holiday Starter Meme 🎄
Send ☃️ for our muses to build a snowman Send ⛸️ for our muses to go ice skating Send 🧤 for our muses to have a snowball fight Send 🌲 for our muses to go to a Christmas tree farm Send 🍪 for our muses to bake holiday cookies Send 📺 for our muses to watch Christmas movies Send ❄️ for our muses to get snowed in together Send 🎨 for our muses to paint ornaments Send 🍬 for our muses to make holiday candy Send 🎄 for our muses to put up Christmas decorations Send 🛍️ for our muses to go shopping for presents Send 🧵 for our muses to make ugly Christmas sweaters Send 👗 for our muses to go to an ugly Christmas sweater party Send 🎉 for our muses to go to a holiday party Send ☕ for our muses to make hot cocoa Send 🌿 for our muses to get caught under the mistletoe Send 🛷 for our muses to go sleigh riding Send 🍻 for our muses to make/drink eggnog Send 📝 for our muses to write letters to Santa Claus Send 🎅🏻 for our muses to go visit Santa Claus at the mall  Send 🚗 for our muses to drive around looking at Christmas lights Send 🎁 for our muses to exchange Christmas presents Send 🎵 for our muses to go out caroling together Send ❓ and make up your own activity!
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evantheodore · 4 years ago
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+ (for a please fucking answer me i need to know that you’re alright text)
HERE
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evantheodore · 4 years ago
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TEXT: Freddie & Evan
Evan: Dude, where the fuck have you been?
Evan: please tell me you're at least like alive.
Evan: Like seriously, haven't heard from you in forever.
Evan: miss you.
Evan: Call me back.
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evantheodore · 4 years ago
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blakeholliday​:
Okay, I just thought I’d offer since it sounded like he wasn’t getting much outside time. And you could, I bet it’s hard to do dishes with a messed up hand and basically half of my job is washing blenders and coffee pots. It wouldn’t be a problem at all, but if you just wanna hang out, we can do that too.
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Yeah, you’re right. my apartment is a bit of a mess right now. Like I try to clean what I can and Marley comes and helps every once in a while, but somehow it just ends up getting dirty again. Also, I do really want to hang out with you.
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evantheodore · 4 years ago
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evantheodore · 4 years ago
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blakeholliday​:
Oh, well, I can take him out for a walk if you want? And if there’s anything else you need done, I can help. It can’t be easy getting things done around the house and all that.
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It’s okay, i can still walk him, the pain meds just make me knock out. I couldn’t possibly have you help me around the house. Your company would be nice though.
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evantheodore · 4 years ago
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blakeholliday​:
Oh, damn. I had no idea it took that long, thought it was like a month and you were good. Uh, yeah, kinda. I mean, it was kinda cool, getting out of town for a bit. Not that I was really too far, you know, just a half hour drive away. And yeah, sorry about the, uh, no warning thing. It just kinda happened? Didn’t even tell my sister I was leaving until I was already gone.
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Yeah, it’s been rough. been smoking a lot. Chuck isn’t too happy about not getting to play all day. Well, i’m glad you’re back. Maybe you can come by and see me? I mean if that’s something you want.
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evantheodore · 4 years ago
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blakeholliday​:
Oh, well, it doesn’t take that long to heal, does it? I thought it was like five weeks or something. But I wouldn’t know. I’ve never broken a bone. Uh, yeah, it’s really not my kind of thing, which is why halfway through I ended up in a motel. I just had to, you know, get away for a bit.
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Babe, I still got like 2 weeks left and that’s to even see if I can use it the same. Hands are like delicate or some shit.... yeah, I figured you weren’t much of a camping person. Are you feeling any better? Kinda caught me off guard when you just disappeared like that... I was worried.
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evantheodore · 4 years ago
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Hand still has a bit to heal before I can even do therapy so I actually haven’t gone quite yet... so, camping? Did you like it? I didn’t think it was something you did...
evantheodore​:
I tried to dunk and fell on my hand… Idk, I have a lot of physical therapy to go before I can even like lift shit with my hand. I can’t even work out :(
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Damn, that really sucks. Sorry to hear it. How’s therapy been going though? Getting any better?
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evantheodore · 4 years ago
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blakeholliday​:
Ow, shit. How’d that happen? So, what about after it heals? Any plans for that?
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I tried to dunk and fell on my hand... Idk, I have a lot of physical therapy to go before I can even like lift shit with my hand. I can’t even work out :(
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evantheodore · 4 years ago
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blakeholliday​:
Haven’t been able to work? Why not?
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I fractured my wrist playing basket ball, so no more coffee boy job.
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evantheodore · 4 years ago
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blakeholliday​:
Definitely still alive. Be kind of hard to, you know, talk if I was dead.
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Well, thats definitely good to hear. Missed you. Well, kinda miss everyone since I haven’t been able to work.
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evantheodore · 4 years ago
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Oh, so that’s where you’ve been. Good to know you’re like alive and shit.
You know, it’s kind of amazing what 3 weeks away can do for you. I went on a little bit of a journey, and I’m not like a camping sort of person at all, but it was actually really nice to be out in the middle of nowhere for a while… until it got too cold, then I had to get a hotel, but you know. Same difference.
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evantheodore · 4 years ago
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TEXTS 📲 BABY BRO
Marls: My fears are my own, but that doesn't mean you're wrong to put yourself out there with dad or anybody and I'm sorry I didn't support you. It threw me for a loop, but that's no excuse.
Evan: it’s ok. I get it.
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