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Dοnald Τrump or Scar from the Lion King?

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#iloveStressedOut

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You should take my life, you should take my soul

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I love this. I could listen to him all day.  

This is a line and this line is mine You will kindly find my feet and my spine are perfectly aligned You’ll also find that on either side is a plus and a minus sign Right now I’m on this line minus this Now I’m online

This a line and this line is mine, you will kindly find my feet and spine are on the plus sign Now I like to assign and also define what one might find on this side of the line I will not pretend that there are no consequences of saying Something offensive online no matter what my ignorant friend says Cause words are all I have and yeah I know it’s sad We hide behind the mask of the latest social networking fad So there’s respect in my status whether through Mark Zuckerberg or Tom And I’ll treat you the same in person And yeah, I’ll accept your friend request, Mom

This is a line and this line is mine You will kindly find my feet and my spine are on the minus sign Now i’d like to assign and also define what one might find on this side of the line Now I might seem unassuming but if you only knew what I was doing, brewing, spewing, spitting venom When I’m at that screen I ruin reputations will splatter Typing faster I get madder All the insults I will gather You’re so lucky it’s only Satur-day You have one day Oh yes, Sunday for my words to die away And on that one day though I must say you’re gonna wish you had and a different name But then it’s Monday and at school I’ll remind them all of what I said Then it’s Tuesday Then it’s Wednesday And we’ll all find out you’re dead

This is a line and this is my line And now that I’ve assigned what one might find on either side You will kindly find my feet and my spine are on the plus sign And i’m not moving Where are you? 

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Every Panic at the Disco fan right now

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xD

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The Great Houses of Westeros in crayon. See more on my Tumblr and Etsy.

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"Nada do que foi será de novo do jeito que já foi um dia."

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"Daenerys" - Illustration by samspratt

Finally finished. Had a little too much fun painting all that loose, whispy, wooshy, hair. Now right back to the art cave to continue research on a poster I’m particularly excited about.

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http://custom-art.blogspot.fr/2014/08/custom-wine-box-game-of-thrones.html

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Przyrodę ogarnia jesień i jesiennie robi się we mnie i wokół mnie.

J. W. Goethe, “Cierpienia młodego Wertera” (via kapsel-od-heinekena)

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Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.

Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.

Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.

Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.

Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..

Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.

A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.

An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......

Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'

Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care.

Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...

Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God.

A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.

A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.

Russia: You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda.

PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.

Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building.

Hussie: You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.

Romney: You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.

Once-ler: You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.

Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.

An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere

Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.

Also Tumblr: I give you a hamburger.

Night Vale: You do NOT have two cows. Cows do not exist. What's a cow? Show me a cow! That's not a cow! Who let you in here?

Tom Hiddleston: You have two cows. You are very sorry for them.

Thranduil: You do not have two cows, you have an elk. Riding on two cows is not majestic. Also the dwarves are on fire.

Dwarves: You had two cows but now they're on fire.

Bilbo Baggins: You did not invite those two cows for dinner.

Cows: The shit you go through.

This post: Started off as a post that explained different goverments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked

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Kit Harington talking about toilets and his family tree. (video)