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omg haha like… ur so cute… are u like taken?? haha omg… like… i love rats…… do u like rats too??? we should watch rattytwoile or however that movie is spelled together lol…. i think im in love with you we should watch all of steven universe in like 2 weeks or smth idk…

erm this is awkward! im am taken, i have a girlfriend her name's lavender your names is not!!!

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ok goodbye now ily lavender!

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JANUARY 19TH 2024. THE PLASTIC DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE.JANUARY 19TH 2024. THE PLASTIC DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE.JANUARY 19TH 2024. THE PLASTIC DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE.

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"romeo oh romeo, where art thou romeo? /genq"

imagine if tone indicators existed 100 years ago like “Mine dearest love!! Why won’t thou speak to me?! My heart aches for you more and more with each growing second!!! /nm”

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this is what the world needs

had a dream that glass beach dropped their newest album again except they remade it into an anthony fantano diss track and added some songs so it had 17 tracks since that was his least favorite number in my dream

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no i dont think i will.

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i hate the internet

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no future employers allowed!!1!

:3 or parents graaah!! this is MY pseudo ironic social media account it will not come around to haunt me ever :3 >w<

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