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❑ Married ❑ Single ✔ I’m a mage
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what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired
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my writing: please, please i’m begging just use normal punctuation for once in your terrible writing
me: haha time for another
comma
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me: don’t play dragon age. it takes forever. you get too attached. the characters do things and you tear out your hair and you make 10 wardens and 5 hawkes and about 20 inquisitors and you stop leaving the house and you’re obsessed, you dream about it, you think “fine dwarven crafts direct from orzammar” is the funniest sentence in the english language, nothing will compare, it will ruin you
me five seconds later: you should play dragon age
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This is why I shouldn’t be allowed to internet
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What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand
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me when im working on something: oh i am so fucking genius,
me looking at the completed work: absolute fucking garbage who allowed my hands to make this
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