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fake ass monster fucker. i saw how you excluded Zetsu in your Akatsuki one shots.

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Now THIS is a Boruto I would be happy to watch but Kishimoto was too pussy to do it I fear

Marriage of convenience Sasuke & Hinata would be worth it on Hijinks alone. every conversation with Sasuke takes 10 months off of Hiashi's life, which is what hina is REALLY looking for in a life partner (Naruto would have also fulfilled this requirement, of course). Kiba and Shino give him shovel talks and he's like 'we aren't even actually together?' and they're like 'yeah, duh, and? that's not the point the point is that if she's ever sad we will kill you'. They don't even pretend to know anything about each other. They are both trying to date Naruto and/or Sakura but Naruto doesn't understand clan politics and would NEVER betray either of his friends by being the other man in a relationship!! and Sakura would totally be down except her and Naruto accidentally started dating last month and it's actually going (not so) surprisingly well. Hinata marries out of the clan ostensibly to 'help Sasuke rebuild his clan', even though really he's just gonna cash in some favors with Orochimaru and get a bunch of close babies out of the eyes Danzo oh-so-helpfully preserved for years (though this is a point of moral contention- is this desecrating the corpses of his families, or continuing their legacy that would otherwise die with him?) Sasuke and Hinata raising baby-Obito-clone would be like crack cocaine for the soul. Sasuke blows off revolutionary steam by abolishing slavery and probably killing Hiashi eventually. The logical endpoint after many hijinx is Naru/sasu/saku/hina poly relationship except HInata and Sasuke STILL aren't remotely interested in each other. Despite being the only ones married. People get increasingly confused and concerned about the Byakugan not showing up in any of these kids, or honestly any of Hinata's traits, and the fact that Hinata is never pregnant. Hanabi reprimands them for being transphobic and then goes over to have tea with her sister and gets accused of hate crimes for poisoning Sasuke's tea. Can't blame a girl for trying.

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Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

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Me when I see Kakashi x Reader fics in Obito x reader tag:

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Part 3 of Obey me vs Nightbringer Student IDs!

Right is obey me left is Nightbringer.

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Part 2 of Obey me vs Nightbringer Student IDs!

Right is obey me left is Nightbringer.

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I was inspired by this post to post the og and nightbringer student ID of the characters side by side. Left is obey me right is nightbringer. Will post the others!

Part two: https://www.tumblr.com/erisaha/747947632096313344/this-entire-time-weve-been-wondering-why-simeon

Part three:

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I am obsessed with Minato telling Kakashi to join the ANBU to get his mind off of Rin’s s*icide/m*rder, thats like if the president came up to you and said “hey I know you accidentally killed your fellow cop comrade in the line of fire but you know what would get your mind off of that deep depression and blood on your hands? Joining the military and fighting in the Iraq war! :)”

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"this character wouldn't-" i had sex with him in my mind palace. come back with a warrant.

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I spent the last two weeks shedding blood sweat and tears obsessively watching my AP to get this card because its solodeus

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Hurt/No Comfort fanfic for JJK is ridiculous if I wanted that then I’d just watch the anime

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*tears streaming down my face as i desperately grab at the fabric of your shirt* am i at least cringe and annoying in a fuckable way