It’s Emily! (She/They)33 • Black • QueerIllustrator & Designer • Yellow Haired QT • Lover of All Things Morbid & Cute
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I feel absolute rage when i call An Office and have to sit through a 5 minute recording telling me I can just use their website thanks!!! I can’t! Believe it or not I’m a child of the internet age who went on your website and it was shit!! Get me a human person!!!!
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once you start saying shit like "yayy" "yippee" and "hehe" theres no going back
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I’m going to preform medical malpractice on you cuz I love you
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4 prisoners immolated themselves protesting the conditions in Virginia
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This was a painful one to put together. My short autobiographical comic for the anthology "When I Was Young..." Edited by Michele Abounader. I'll share the link for where to buy the full book when it is available.
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This should have been the plot of alien 3 but NOOOO everyone had to DIE
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Imagine being literally one of the largest brand companies in the world, literally nothing will bring you down you beat out all other competitors in soft drinks and whatever-
And you still said that wasn't enough, "we need to make our commercials use AI, we can't possibly afford film crews and animators"
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Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns
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"sex scenes have no narrative purpose" is such a funny take on so many levels. people will really believe that the whole human experience is valuable to portray artistically except sex, which of course has never held emotional weight or significance for anybody
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hello kitty through the seasons via butterflyemoji
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CBT but they just turn this on and let it whack the fuck out of your cock
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