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SDV as John Mulaney quotes

Vincent: I have had a very long day. I am very small and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.

Elliot: One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet, and when one feels like a duck, one is happy.

Pam: This is an on-fire garbage can. …Could be a nursery.

Farmer: Excuse me, I’m new in town and it gets worse.

Sebastian: You know how I’m filled with rage? I’m so horny and angry all the time and I have no outlet for it.

Sam: My Dad loved us. He just didn’t care about our general happiness or self esteem.

Harvey: I look like I was just sitting in a room in a chair eating Saltines for like 28 years and then I walked right out here.

Haley: When I walk down the street, I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much.

Emily: Sometimes babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all.

Alex: Ah…numbers. The letters of math.

Shane: I also don’t want me to be doing what I’m doing.

Bonus:

Farmer, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?

Shane: *grabs the bottle and drinks the whole thing*

Shane: It’s perfume.

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“I found your hat” “………….thanks”

Yesterday was my birthday and I decided I’d gift myself and draw something very very self-indulgent :D 

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reunion

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i don’t know

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Dumb kiribaku comic

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I cant stop thinking about how they left Envy in conquer of shamballa im- UNPIN THEM THIS INSTANT AND LET THEM BE!!!!

they deserved the entire world :(

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drew one of my fave boys!!

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Hey, just a friendly reminder:

Don't click the Ray-Ban Charity Event Sale link

Don't click the Ray-Ban Charity Event Sale link

Don't click the Ray-Ban Charity Event Sale link

Don't click the Ray-Ban Charity Event Sale link

Don't click the Ray-Ban Charity Event Sale link

It's a phishing scam and you WILL get your account hacked

If an account you already follow tags you in a post for it- they've been hacked

Please reblog or tag so other people see

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soooooo i drew these hehe; you can use them as pfps if you like!!!

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*reads your url* ah, a person of culture as well

they 100% deserved the entire world and i will not change my mind on that!! glad to see people agree ✨

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first sketchbook page filled, and it's all just ling and greed!!

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so i saw there wasn't a lot pride content out there, so i just went ahead and drew him!!! hope y'all like!!

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Uh oh,

i was tagged my @ship-ambrosia lets fucking GOOO

lmfao both of them???? ill take it ig 🤧🤧

tagging: @artsyisartsy @memory-mortis @thisbloghasnoaesthetic @moonlight-sss @giogio-gucci-gangstar @sokayeheadcanons @honeytea8