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The Misadventures Of Being a Loser
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Autumn. The Three Sisters. Canmore. Alberta. (at Canmore, Alberta) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo0ce0Jhe6R/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=nwf329v9um1c
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do men have resting bitch faces as well or do they not have negative characteristics ascribed to them for putting on a neutral rather than a deliriously happy facial expression
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the science building in my university has PERIODIC TABLES
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entheogeniccrystal · 6 years ago
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DRYP - an app that keeps your plants alive and happy
Hi Tumblr!
I know I’ve been gone for a while.
In part it’s because I’ve been working on an app!
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I keep a lot of plants. I think everyone should!
- They clean your air - They give you something to name - They give you something to take care of - They teach you about care, needs, and resources - They make you look like you’re good at decorating
Here are some of mine:
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But some people, because they’re overwhelmed or simply can’t figure out how to start, think that plants are out of their reach.
DRYP is for newcomers and experts.
It reminds you when to water
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And it helps you fix what’s broken
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If you think the world would be better with this app in it, please consider contributing to the Kickstarter!
I’ve tried to make it worth your while:
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Again here’s the link to contribute:
DRYP - an app that keeps your plants alive and happy
And if you like me / if you like my idea, please signal boost!
@drypforplants on Twitter and instagram
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Tyrannosaurus was not the most dangerous animal in the park.  Having imprinted on its handler since infancy, the creature maintained a docile temperament all the way to adulthood, and indeed seemed to prefer feeding from its designated trough to pursuing prey.  Its interactions with staff and guests showed at most a mild curiosity, and the only real terror the beast inspired was when it snuck up on trainers to sniff their hats.
The raptors were not the most dangerous animals in the park.  Hollywood had greatly exaggerated their size, first of all, and while they had a mischievous streak (one individual in particular was fond of stealin zookeepers’ wallets), they were far from the hyper-intelligent murder lizards everyone expected.  Their intelligence was less of the predatory sort and more the comical intelligence of a corvid, devoted mostly to play and caring for their fellow flock members.
The mosasaur was not the most dangerous animal in the park.  Though it held no loyalty to the zookeepers, it had taken to training well enough, and would dutifully move to a specific section of the tank when signaled, giving the keepers space to carry out any business they needed to accomplish in its tank without fear of harm.
No, by far the most dangerous animal in the park was the Struthiomimus.  Everyone expected it to be easy - what were these animals in pop culture beyond being fodder for the carnivores?  Surely the bird-mimics couldn’t be much of a hassle.  Sadly, they weren’t just any bird mimics.
No, in temperament, the Struthiomimus mimicked a swan.
Highly territorial and vicious to the bone, more keepers had suffering brutal beatings by the struthis than had been hurt by the rest of the park’s fauna combined.  And when they learned to chew through the fences…
Well, let’s just say the Tyrannosaurus never experienced a more terrifying day in her life.
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Keira Knightley when she’s offered projects that take place in modern day society
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花布爱上鸟_ on weibo
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entheogeniccrystal · 6 years ago
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Vicks VapoRub is just spicy Vaseline
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