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HAHAHA IM DYING

one of my favorite ongoing jokes w jeff da killa is that he genuinely does not know or remember basic facts about his friends and roommates

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[ you’re welcome ]

-Bluescreen

*You see a portal open and a white-furred protogen pushing an unconscious body from a rude client through, and then disappearing, leaving a note.* [Enjoy the meal, it’s been pre-cooked by slapping it 1000 times a second. It just has to be reheated]

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Aww she’s so cute when she blushes

What is the monster spider mating process like. Is Charles adopted, or a biological child. How does magic spider procreate

* You know it's really not appropriate to discuss this in front of children.

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Adding this to my vocabulary thank you

Horror: We've been duped!

Killer: Duped!

Horror: Bamboozled!

Killer: We've been smeckledorfed!

Horror: That's not even a word and I agree with you!

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damn ok lake superior

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Want me to assassinate them? I have my ways..

What’s it like having a probably well paying job, a house, a pet, and yet still no bitches? 🎙

* Perhaps even Charles might partake in this meal. Wouldn't that be lovely, Dearie?~

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Capitalism and it’s future

Can I pet Charles??? Please??

* Charles likes you so I lowered the price <3

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You know, combustible lemons actually seem like a really good idea

when life gives you lemons what do you do

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Damn maybe I should start playing this game

this is cracking me up

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She gets me

You like kissing girls don’t you

* I don't like to limit myself, Dearie~

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I persent to you

The most normal thing I've done

(We're now at the point where people don't even know who grian is anymore, which is hilarious to me)

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Guys I just turned 5 omw to elementary rn

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Everyone knows cafe’s are for philosophical debates

Suppose Theseus has a ship. If each individual part of the it was replaced, one at a time, was it still the same ship?

And if a ship was built from all those individual parts, would it be the old ship of Theseus?

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Can I please this thank you

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Cute guy

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Nightmare: Dream! You need to stop saying "sorry" so much to people! You say it even when you didn't do anything!

Dream: Oh. S-sor.... I mean, my apologies.

Nightmare:

Nightmare, grabing a pillow: *muffled screams*

Dream: Are, you okay? I didn't mean to upset you.

Nightmare: *more muffled screaming*

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Greets! I'm on Tumblr now. Woohoo!

Anyways, here's a Toby artwork I did a couple weeks ago or so.